The Chicago Cubs have appointed Theo Epsteen President Of Baseball Operations. As opposed to what, President of Cake Decorating Operations?
One aspect of the aftermath of the earthquake in Turkey is many of the now homeless victims are freezing in the cold. I didn't think Turkey was that cold, but I guess it is.
A sure sign the Libyan revolution was orchestrated by the new world order: the rebels have begun taking away people's guns.
SOCAN (The Society Of Composers, Artists And Music Producers Of Canada) has been fining businesses for playing CDs on their premisis. Seriously, these greedy bastards won't stop. Next they'll be charging businesses for playing the radio, then charging people for playing music at parties, then charging people for listening to music in their backyards, until you will literally have to pay up for humming a song. Possibly more on this in a future post.