Wednesday, December 31, 2008

REPLY AWL

The December issue of Reader's Digest has an article called Home Not Alone, originally published in Today's Parent. It was written by a man whose wife and himself work at home. He talks about what life is like for him, and says that he likes working at home. This article was the coolest. I work at home, and I hope to continue doing that. The Lord didn't intend to have people commuting for long periods of time everyday like they do now. It's a nice feeling, being able to follow your own schedule. The author's children were five and three when he and his wife decided to work at home. I would think it would be a little less easy for people whose children were a bit older. You would have to be sure to explain that just because you are home during the day doesn't mean you and the kids can play all day. You still have certain things you have to get done at certain times.

The December 1 issue of Maclean's has an article about Ian Tyson. It talks about his new CD and the fact he's destroyed his vocal cords. I have twelve of his records. I enjoy his music. It's kind of sad to think his vocal cords are shot.

The December 8 issue of Maclean's has an article entitled "The Economy Excuse." It talks about how people are using the economic crisis to get out of things like holiday plans. If people really don't want to do something, they should just be straight with people. It's also good that people are being more frugal in this way.

I LOVE THIS TIME OF YEAR

I love this time of year, the time between Christmas and when everybody has to go back to work in January. Everything's so casual. Lunch basically consists of some cheese, crackers and pickles that you eat at about 3:00 in the afternoon. People are on holidays and have time to relax. There's also so much hope at this time of year.

Happy New Year.

Monday, December 22, 2008

SNOWSTORM STRANDS TRAVELLERS IN PEARSON AIRPORT

Many holiday travellers were stranded Friday in Toronto's Pearson Airport due to a snowstorm. They were stranded for hours with no food and had to share bottled water amongst themselves.

This is bull. They're in one of the richest cities in one of the richest countries in the world, and yet they were forced to scrounge in their suitcases to find food and water to share with each other like they were stranded on some desert island! The reason they had no food was because the people who man the food booths had gone home because of the storm. There is such a thing as service. I suppose the employees had the right to go home if they wanted to, but couldn't management have arranged something? Maybe get the members of some local churches to bring something? Maybe get the Salvation Army to supply sandwiches and coffee? Maybe call for city residents to bring food?

SOME PEOPLE ARE DUMB

Yesterday I was listening to my local college station, 91x. Sunday mornings they have the syndicated show The Parent's Journal. The host was talking to a woman who wrote a book called The Complete Idiot's Guide To Baby And Toddler Feeding (or something like that.) People must be complete idiots if they need some of the advice in her book. She says such revolutionary things as, "Kids can make things." Duh. I was helping my mom bake when I was four or five years old. Kids can stir things, roll out dough and use a cookie cutter. I also remember helping Dad spread toppings on a homemade pizza and helping him flip burgers on the barbicue hand over hand. People seem to think everything is too advanced for children these days.

The author also said children should have meals at the table. Duuuuhhhh. I was taught that you eat at the table (well, sometimes you could have breakfast or lunch in front of the TV) but generally, you sit down and eat at the table, not just sit and eat dinner around the TV like so many families do.

Also, in church yesterday a woman was mentioning how the kids she teaches had been researching Christmas around the world. One girl asked, "Why are they only talking about the Christian religion? Why not any other religions?" Have we really reached that point in our society?

REPLY AWL

In the November 3 issue of Maclean's, there is an article about wildculture, the harvesting of foods that grow in the wild. This is neat. I haven't tried much wild food. I've had some wild game. I've had caribou chops, and I think I've had moose and seal. I used to eat wild game to celebrate Canada Day.

In the November 10 issue of Maclean's, there is an article about how indoor clotheslines are becoming more popular. People aren't just buying drying racks, there buying big, metal indoor clotheslines. This is good. It is good to dry your clothes on a clothesline. I plan to move into an apartment eventually and I want to dry my clothes on an indoor clothesline.

The November 24 issue of Maclean's was the annual university rankings issue. In the cover package they had an article written by a freshman university student (Is This Heaven?) in which he talks about how much he loves university. He cites reasons such as the lack of social pressures, the accepting nature of the students, the maturity level of the students, the fast pace of teaching, and the freedom. I quite agree. I enjoyed college. Nobody cares much about the way you act (not that there was much of that at my high school, ither), professors can teach subjects better in one semester than high school teachers can in two years, people just accept who you are and just associate with whomever they want to instead of constantly bugging others that they need to change something about themselves, and you have freedom. They don't make you go to class, if you're late you can just sneak into class without having to get a late slip and you can go to the washroom whenever you want.

In the November issue of Chatelaine, former talk show host Gill Deacon wrote an article about alternative menstrual products, such as organic tampons, cloth pads and the menstrual cup. This is buckin cool. With all the coverage of the green movement that's been in the media over the past few years, I have not heard anything about this. I hope to see more media coverage of this in the future.

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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

THE NEW ANNE OF GREEN GABLES MOVIE

There has been a new film released about the life of Anne Shirley before she came to Green Gables. I saw it (or most of it) Sunday night on Ctv. It sucked.

If anyone wants to make a movie about Anne's life before Green Gables, all they have to do is go to Chapter V of Anne Of Green Gables. The chapter is entitled Anne's History. How bucking difficult would that have been for the producers to do?

This film revolves around a 50-year old Anne writing a play about her early life. It features the guy who played Jack Angel on This Is Wonderland (what the heck is his name) as the producer. This is really the only good point.

Anne tells about her life living with the Thomases. Mrs. Thomas's husband is killed falling under a train so they all go to live in Marysville with Mr. Thomas's mother. Mrs. Thomas confesses that she liked Anne's parents and she likes Anne, even though in the books Mrs. Thomas basically treated her like a domestic. Mr. Thomas's mother really dislikes Anne at first but then grows to like her. In the book, it says that Mr. Thomas's mother didn't want Anne so she was sent to live with the Hammonds. This doesn't happen until near the end of the film, however, not until after a long, extended drama involving old Mrs. Thomas being pressured to sell the sawmill.

The film rips off a lot of lines from Anne Of Green Gables, and even has a version of the scene where one of Anne's friends nearly drowns while acting out The Lady Of Chalott.

Basically, in Anne's actual life before Green Gables, her parents died when she was three months old. Her father didn't secretly live for another fifty years, like in the film. Mrs. Thomas, who didn't even like Anne, or probably her parents, for that matter took her in. She beat her all the time she was growing up and treated her like a domestic. Mrs. Thomas's husband was a drunk, so there was probably a lot of other abuse, too. He was killed falling under a train, so they went to live with Mr. Thomas's mother in Marysville. Mr. Thomas's mother didn't want her ither, so she was sent to live with the Hammonds, where she was also treated like a domestic. When Mrs. Hammond's husband died, she was sent to live at an orphanage. They were overcrowded, but had to take her in because she had nowhere else to go.

PHOENIX SINCLAIR AND THE MOOTRIX

A Manitoba court wants an inquiry into the death of 5-year old Native girl Phoenix Sinclair. They want to find out why the girl was released into the custody of her parents and not checked up on.

Oh great. First, her parents took our money in wellfare dollars. Then the government took our money through the costs of a trial. Now the government wants to take more of our money in an inquiry.

Here is my answer to the Manitoba government's question. The government treats us like cattle. It is kind of like a matrix, but more like a mootrix. Social services took her away from her parents because they had to do a token something. They then gave her back to her parents. Cattle have to produce, and social services, knowing that, statistically aboriginal cattle don't produce much, figured Phoenix would grow up to suck off the system. Therefore, they felt it best to return her to her parents where she would probably, and did get killed, thus culling the herd of one calf who would grow up to be a cow that wouldn't produce.

Incidentally, this also has to do with Quebec making snow tires manditory. They can't have one of their producing cattle get in a car accident and die or go on disability.

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WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING ALONE

(Bold, various times throughout the day)

This show is a bunch of garbage. It is about a group of orphans who do horrible things to each other and the director of the orphanage who constantly talks in dark prose about how much she hates her job.

This show is stupid and disturbing. It might work as a sketch on a comedy show, but not as a series.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

MAMA'S FAMILY

Lately, the 80's sitcom Mama's Family has been much on my mind. It has been ten years since I first started watching it on Tbs.

When I watched it ten years ago, I thought it was the best show. Now I realize it had many flaws. The syndicated episodes were especially horrible, using all the hackneed sitcom plots you could think of: the family betting Mama she couldn't give up swearing and Mama betting the family couldn't give up something else; Naomi getting hit on the head and thinking she was this attentive housewife, Mama falling asleep and dreaming she was in an old detective movie with the family playing the other cheracters (spring for some guest actors, people); Vinton installing an intercom and accidentally overhearing Mama talk smack about him.

I really think the Nbc years were better. For those who decry those years, who is the story that puts the Nbc shows into perspective: Thelma Harper is an old lady living in a big house by herself, so she asks her artsy unmarried sister Francis Crowley to move in with here. Shortly after this, her son Vinton shows up in Raytown from whereever he lived with his two teenage kids, Buzz and Sonja (pronounced like it's spelled.) So, to start off the sitcom, you have two old ladies and these teenage kids who have been forced to move from the big city to smalltown Misouri. Plus, Thelma has to deal with Eunice and Ellen, who live in the town.

Then the syndicated years come along. Come on, Fran dies after swallowing a toothpick? Why Thelma isn't tried for manslaughter, I don't know. Bubba: we want a tiger, you're giving us a kitten. And Iola? She's supposed to be in her forties, but she acts like she's in her sixties. She's lived in that house all her life and is Thelma's best friend but we've never seen her before.

Really, the show could have continued another eighteen years. Vinton and Naomi were too stupid to actually move into a home of their own for long and it would have been good to see a baby grow up in that household. Use a doll to play Tiffany Thelma Thelma Tiffany Sadam Harper, though. A real baby doesn't deserve to be exposed to that kind of thing.

The series would have ended in June of this year with Tiffany going off to college

DEATH OF TED ROGERS

Ted Rogers died this week at the age of 75.

On the day his death was announced it was alsso announced that Rogers Communications was going to lay off 100 employees. I remember seeing something around February that said even though Rogers Communications had a record year last year they were going to lay off 500 employees.

The problem with Ted Rogers is that, while he innovated a lot of things, his company eventually became too big and corporate. The same thing happened with Moses Znaimer when City got really big.

SOME PEOPLE ARE DUMB

I was listening to our local college station, 91x last night. An announcer named Matt Carr came on the air. He talked about this scientist in Cleveland who says global warming is a fraud. Carr then opined that "maybe if he would go outside ... we can make it continue on for a while ... and he can go outside and realize that it is real."

First of all, this guy is in the third bucking semester of the radio broadcasting program, and yet he apparently can not do show prep. He doesn't name the scientist (or the fact that there are many scientists who don't believe global warming is real) or tell us what this scientist actually said. Whether or not you believe in global warming, you can't just say "maybe he should go outside" and just diclaire it is real without any evidence.

Dear Mr. Matt Carr,
Please remove yourself from the radio broadcasting program of Loyalist College in Belleville Ontario immediately and never under any circumstances take a job in the media.

***WE NO LONGER LIVE IN A PARLIAMENTARY DEMOCRACY***

By his refusal to allow the confidence vote to go ahead on Monday, Stephen Harper has turned Canada from a Parliamentary democracy into his own dictatorship.

In case you get round to reading this, Stephen, and I know agents of your government probably do, let me state for the record this: I hate you.

Monday, December 1, 2008

ROGERS BUYS K-ROCK

Rogers Broadcasting Limited (RBL) announced today that it has increased its ownership in the Kingston radio market. Rogers invested in 2000 in K-Rock 1057
Inc. which launched rock stations K-Rock 105.7 FM (CIKR FM) in 2001 and KIX Country 93.5 FM (CKXC FM) in 2007 and has now reached an agreement to increase
its ownership to 100%. This deal is subject to CRTC approval.

"This is a great opportunity for Rogers to expand our presence in Kingston, a market in which we've been involved since 2000," said Paul Ski, Chief Executive
Officer, Radio, RBL. "K-Rock has led the Kingston market because of its strong bond with listeners, advertisers and community organizations. We look forward
to building on this success and continuing the strong local profile of both radio brands."

"Rogers has been our partner right from the beginning. We've worked closely together to build the K-Rock brand by 'making a difference' in our community,"
said John Wright, President, K-Rock 1057 Inc. "When we made the decision to sell our interest, Rogers was the natural choice." Rogers Broadcasting operates
22 radio stations in Ontario including stations in Ottawa and Toronto.

There goes K-rock.

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