Saturday, January 30, 2010

SYMPATICO FISHING SCAM

Just a warning to anyone with Sympatico accounts. There is a fishing scam being perpetrated among Sympatico accounts.

The subject line will say something like Re : Warning Varify account. The message will say that do to the annonymous registration of Sympatico accounts, they will have to delete some accounts and your's is one of them. The message will tell you to reply within twenty-four hours, giving your user name, password, birthdate, and country. Do not reply to this message. It has been sent by spammers wanting to get your account information.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

CEDAR RIVER DAYDREAMS

I have been reading the Cedar River Daydreams series by Judy Baer.

There is no question that it was ground-breaking for it's time. Back around 1990 when it was first written, youth groups and Christian books for teens didn't talk about things like suicide, teen pregnancy, drug abuse, and alcoholism.

However, I have a few quibbles, specifically in regard to the High Fives, the group of five popular girls at Cedar River High. In real life, the whole school wouldn't revolve around these girls. People would just look at them and say, "You're snobs. Screw you." Also, sophisticated, popular girls wouldn't act like the High Fives, always giggling when teachers are trying to talk and putting shoes in the wrong place on the shelf.

I think I am at the point in the series when it jumps the shark. I just got finished reading Silent Thief. The main character, Lexie Layton has already dealt with her grandmother having Alzhiemers. Now her mother has MS? A little repetition of plots, I must say.

GOOK FAGGOTS

So I went to the blog and it had a bunch of pictures on it. I didn't know for sure what they were, but suspected them of being pornography. I looked at the comments. The comments themselves didn't tell me much but they were both from bloggers so I decided to check out each of their profiles.

The first blogger was named Mac Allister. He is from the Philippines. Under team members, he had listed Males Unstripped.

The second blogger was named Hni. He is from New Zealand. Under blogs, he had listed It's A Gay Life.

Lord, please strike down these two faggots, this Mac Allister and this Hni, this gook faggot and this New Zealand faggot, and the gook is probably a filthy pedophile, too. I envision them dying a quick death or dying slowly of AIDS. Whatever death you have in store for them, Lord, is good enough for me. Please kill them. In Jesus name, Amen.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

ACTUAL DEEJAYS

The following are actual on-air names of past radio announcers.

Scoobie Doo, BQ, Cinnamon Sue, Hurryin' Hugh, Boogaloo, Magnificent Montegue, Tall Paul, Small Paul, Cannonball, Butterball, Crocodile Charlie, Jumpin'
George, Ravin' Raymond, Leapin' Lester, Georgie Pourgie, Meadowlark Mark, Hot Rod, Ramrod, Red Top, Cadillac Bob, Sir Lancelot, Even Steven, Frantic Ernie,
The Dixie
Drifter, Sugarcane Wayne, Forever Abner, Sweet Potato Simon, Home Grown Jerome, Jerry from Jersey, Austin from Boston, Chuckie from Kentucky, Big Bill,
Big Willie, Willie The Kid, Willie The Wisp, Willie The Wailer, The Prince of Wails, King Bee, Queen Bea, Jelly Bean, Jean The Queen, Dynamite Dean, Stingray,
Sporty Jay, Jammin'
Sam, Sam The Man, Slicker Sam, Dapper Dan, Dizzy Lizzie, Foxie Fannie, Steady Eddy, Heavy Lenny, Hotsy Totsy, Smarty Marty, Oakey Dokey, Doctor Jive, Jivin'
Gene, Slim Jim, Gentleman Jim, Jim Dandy, Jimbo, Jocko, Roscoe, Waxie Maxie, Dewie Louie, Spider Webb, The Smart Eric, Dolly Molly, Hound Dog, Booker The
Cooker, Harry The Hipster, Gordon The Warden, Peter The Leader, Dave the Dude, Herman The Chairman, Jake The Rake, Ross The Boss, Earl The Pearl, Turner
The Burner, Luther The Ruler, Sir Walter, Action Jackson, Handy Randy, Hotshot Scott, Jail Bait Kate, Bad Lad, Mad Lad, Kid Gallahad, Papa Stoppa, Papa
Cool, Brother Love, Cousin Herb, Uncle Funky, Brother Matt, Sister Sadie, Hollerin' Hal, Fast Eddie, Sweet-Talkin' Freddie, Up Starter Carter, The Sly
Guy, The Shy Guy, Big Kid Sid, Tom Cat, The Cool Gent, Master Blaster, Ol' Swingmaster, Poor Richard, Ernie The Whip, Weird Beard, Wild Child, Humble Harv,
Marvelous Marv, Rockin' Robin, Rockin' Bird, Cleanhead, Coffeehead, Terrible Ted, Mellow Malvin, Captain Calvin, Stormin' Norman, Bugs Skrugs, Youngblood,
Ray The Rage, Doctor Soul, Soulman, Soulfinger, Humdinger, The Fun Slinger, Jack The Rapper, Wolfman Jack, Jack The Bear, Hurricane Harry, Lucky Larry,
Juke Joint Jerry, Burton for Certain, Woods with the Goods, Geeter with the Heater, Night Train, Night Hawk, Huggy Boy, Your Boy Leroy, The Real McCoy,
Home Boy, Shelly The Playboy, Lord Fauntleroy, Jack The Bellboy, Daddy Sears, Daddy Gee, Daddy-O, Fat Daddy, Mad Daddy, Sugar Daddy, Wild Daddy, Big Daddy,
Sweet Daddy, Nassau Daddy, Chatty Hattie

I have heard airchecks of Frantic Ernie Durham, Mad Daddy and Commander Hot Rod before. You have probably heard Wolfman Jack. Weird Beard refers to Ross Nite, who was on Klif, Dallas. Rocking Bird refers to the late Joe Niagara who was on Wibg Philadelphia. Joe Niagara and Ross Nite can be heard on the "Cruisin" albums.

To visit the website I got this list from, click the link above.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

MY BRIEF ROMANCE

Monday, I got the following message in my inbox.

Helloiiii
My name is jane, i saw your profile today and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email
address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.Here is my email address(fugarjane34@yahoo.co.uk) believe we can move from here!I am waiting
for your mail to my email address above.(Remeber the distance, colour or language does not matter but love matters alot in life.(fugarjane34@yahoo.co.uk)

I was aware it could be a scam. In any case, I wasn’t interested in a romantic relationship with her, so I decided to string her along. If it was legit, I would hopefully get a good friend out of the deal. If it was a scam, I would know soon enough.

Hello My Dear,
I am more than happy of your reply to my mail. How is your day today, My name is Ms Jane Fugar, single and never been married, i am from Rwanda, 24 yrs,
5.8 in height, at earlier i was residing in Darfur's Refugee camp in Senegal on January 2006, at a time, there is a division and dispatch of some of the
refugees due to the over population of the people in Senegal, i was taken to Senegal West African on 10Th August 2007 where I'm presently residing in N'dioum
refugee camp here in Senegal where i am seeking political asylum due to the civil war in my country. I am in suffering and pains here in this camp and
i really need to have a man by my side to encourage me and give me good advice in life and help me to come out from this situation.
My late father Dr Fugar Williams was the Managing director of ( FUGAR COMPANY LTD ) in the federal capital of Rwanda (KIGALI) the economy capital of
my Country, and he was also the personal adviser to the former head of state, before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother
and father in a cold blood. It is only me that is alive now and i managed to serve my life here in Senegal where i am living now as a refugee. This Refugee
Camp is headed by a Reverend Father, i used his office computer to send you this email and i only enter his office when he is less busy or when i am appointed
to clean his office in his office.
I would like to know more about you, your likes and dislikes, your hobbies and what you are doing presently. i like to meet understanding, loyal, sincere,
truthful, kindly and friendly and more to that, a man of vision and truth. I will tell you more about myself in my next mail. Attached here is my picture,
Hoping to hear from you soonest. accept my regard.
Miss Jane

I wrote her about my likes and hobbies: reading, listening to the radio especially shortwave, etc. I told her what I did for a living (but I didn’t get into specifics.)

Hello Darling,
How are you today, l hope you are fine. My day is very boring over here in Dakar Senegal. ln this camp we find it hard to go out because we are not allowed
to do so, its just like one staying in the prison and l hope by God's grace l will come out here soon. I don't have any relatives now that i can go to,
all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person i have now is Rev. Martin Godwill who is the Reverend pastor of the ( Assemble Du Glory
Mission ) here in the camp he has been very good to me since l came here but l am not living with him rather l am living in the women's hostel because
the camp have two hostels one for men the other for women. The Pastor's Tel number is And his e mail address is (rev.martingodwill@rocketmail.com) (+221767552221)if
you call and tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the girl's hostel. and i will come to his office to speak with you. and i will
be glad to hear your voice. As a refugee here i don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of
this country. l know many people are making false story especially those in Senegal living beside our camp but truly innocent people still exist please
i would like you to trust me and help me come out of here, I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident
that lead to my being in this situation now took place. Honey, please l would like you to know that l have my late father's statement of account and death
certificate here with me which l will like to send to you to assist me, because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading bank in
Europe which he used my name as the next of kin. The amount in question is $ 5.7( Five Million Seven Hundred Thousand US Dollars)

So l will like you to assist me transfer this money to your account and from it you will send some money for me to get my traveling documents and air ticket
to come over to meet with you.. I can't withdraw the money my self due to my refugee status here in this country which does not permit me to do, rather
the money can not be transferred in Senegal where i am in refugee camp. I want you to send me your contact information's such as

Your Names ............
Age .......................
Address ................
Telephone .............
Bank Info ................

I have got in touch with the bank and made them to know about my plans to withdraw this money, l also got them aware of the death of my father and they
have acknowledged it with all their confirmation and verifications. However, they advise me to get in touch with a very responsible person who will stand
on my behalf and my trustee as regards to this money since l am presently of refugee status over here and wouldn't be permitted to handle this amount of
money, they also let me know about the bond which they signed with my father that the money will be handled to me in bulk amount which means that l should
decide on if l should continue with the bank or not.
I just have to let you know about this so that you can assist me to be my trustee on this money. like l said, l want you to call me because l have allot
to tell you.l kept this secret to people in the camp here the only person that knows about it is the Reverend because he is like a father to me.
Darling have a nice time and think about me. my dear, l hope to hear from you soonest. l love you.
Miss Jane.

I wonder, if I were going to reply, what would I write.

Dear Bitch,
Sorry, honey. I've known of you all of four days. I am not calling all the way to Senigal to talk to some Catholic priest, nor am I giving you any of my bucking banking info.

This will teach me to trust nigresses such as yourself.

Alex

I am not actually going to reply to Jane Fugar's latest email. I of course did a Google search on her after she sent me the second email. I found out about the romance scam. I also found her profile on several social networking sites, so it seems like she's a real person pulling this instead of some annonymous organized crime syndicate located who-knows-where. Therefore, it would not be wise to contact her. She might send a herd of niggers after me.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

TUBE TALES

various Canwest stations at various times

This show asserts that the best TV shows are based on real things. Here are a few examples:

Felicity: Because your roommate will put up with you going on obsessively about the boy you're in love with without punching you in the face or putting in for a room change.

Gilmour Girls: If you want to impress your girlfriend's strictly religious parents, play Christian music to them for five hours. Don't worry, they won't see it as kissing up.

Miami Vice: Because on an American cop's salary, they can afford all those expensive clothes.

Ali McBeale: It's perfectly acceptible to cry in the middle of your office, even though you're a woman who's trying to look professional.

The Nanny: Because anyone would keep a nanny around for five years, even though all she did was run around in tight short outfits and laugh a lot.

Friends: Because real twenty-somethings spend all their time in a coffee shop talking about how unfulfilling their job is. Also, you can walk around New York City for years and not see a single black person, and when you do it's a really big deal.

Seinfeld: Because normal people obsess over the smallest things. Also, you can walk around New York City for nine years and only see one black person.

Welcome Back Kodder: Because juvinile delinquints just joke around all the time. Don't worry, they don't do things like beat up the teacher or let the air out of his tires.

Fresh Prince Of Bellaire: The richest neighbourhood in America and everyone's black? I don't think so!

Monday, January 18, 2010

OTTAWA PIRATE RADIO STATION SHUT DOWN

Industry Canada an the RCMP raided and shut down the radio station of Jayhaed Saade recently.

Saade vows he will return to the airwaves with a more powerful transmitter, as well as starting a TV station.

On Saturday, Saade broadcast a 30-minute rant online where he talked about the raid and his future plans. This whole saga started to take a turn for the bizarre when he shouted out, "Kill you, kill you" over a song and said he took a whole bottle of Advil after the raid to calm down.

At one point during a broadcast early that morning, a man, most likely his father, came into the room and told him to go to bed, to which Saade replied that the man was "stupid."

Still, I support this boy in his eferts, though I do think he should not do some of the things he is doing. You don't want to antagonize the police and Industry Canada any more than you have to. Also, don't shout at your father like that. "Honour thy mother and thy father" and that's the bottom line because God said so.

This has of course raised the ire of people who say, "this is why we need regulations for broadcasting." The writer from the Cornwall Free Press was particularly idiotic, not liking the fact that he was "dropping f-bombs." Oh, is it 2004 already?

This writer is apparently Mongolian because she only has one name identifying her on the paper's website, Lorna, as Mongolians do.

She objects to Saade's use of the f word. While I do not aprove of swearing, I asume none of these people ever watch many movies or TV shows or read many novels or even go out on the street. The f word is everywhere. This is particularly ironic/hypocritical coming from a journalist. Journalists and other media people have some of the filthiest language around.

Lorna the Mongolian also objects to his wishing people dead. I thought this was a free bucking country. Aren't we free to "wish" for, hope or dream of anything we want?

In fact, I "wish" most of the people in the radio industry were dead. Most Canadian and American radio is complete garbage. When I think of how much worse it has gotten even in the past seven years it is just astounding. If most of the people in the Canadian and American radio industry died, maybe some better, younger, and talented people could take over and make radio exciting and worth listening to again.

As was said at the NAB convention a few months ago "we are an industry of old men."

Look at the big American broadcasters. The managers are in their fifties and sixties at least, most of the big-time syndicated talk show hosts are in their fifties and sixties as our most newspeople. Even Anderson Cooper, the supposed wonderkind of CNN is 42.

Rush Limbaugh has had numerous health problems: how much longer is he going to be alive?

Thus, I wish most of the people in this industry were dead.

As for wishing people dead, same goes for most of the people at Chatalaine, including the writer of that "Parenting By Panic" article I wrote about below. When they are dead, we can get real information out instead of content that just serves corporate and government interests.

Maybe when Jayhaed Saade (see, John Milkey, you kike, I'm willing to identify him) puts his TV station on-air, Ottawa will finally have a good TV station. I've written about the lack of local content on "local" TV stations before so I won't go into it here.

One of the commenters said Saade's father was running "an illegal business." Since when are strip clubs illegal?

Also one of the people who commented on the Cornwall Free Press article took the usual Canadian conservative attitude against immigrants who come here and break our laws. Actually Miss Commenter, we shouldn't allow any immigrants in the country whatsoever unless possibly they're Christians. How do you like them apples?

I will listen to Saade's rant-or at least the two segments I downloaded from Milkman since John Milkey is such a crummy web designer and the link to the first segment lead to the third segment. If it contains anything interesting, I'll post about it.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

PARENTING BY PANIC

In the Holiday issue of Chatalaine, there is an article entitled "Parenting By Panic" about how overly safety conscious parents have become.

The writer lumps in parents who home school, are against vaccinations and practice attachment parenting. She portrays the situation as though if you believe in theese kinds of things, you also won't let your child go anywhere on his own or play outside for fear they could get hurt.

In my experience, the overly safety conscious parents are those who cook frozen dinners for supper, believe firmly in the public school system and always make sure they take their kids for a checkup.

First, with regards to home schooling, the public schools are worse for overprotecting children. During recess, the only things kids are allowed to do are "walking and talking." If there is a playground, everything is padded so that no children can get hurt. Home schooled children are the ones you see happily playing basketball in their driveway or soccer on their front lawn in the afternoon.

With regards to vaccines, the writer repeats all the usual garbage people spout when they try to tell us vaccines are safe. She says they took the mercury out when in fact it's still in there. She says one out of every 168 children is autistic when it's actually more like one out of 75. She says there aren't any studies linking vaccines and autism but that's because all the studies were commissioned by the pharmaceutical companies or people who have interests in said companies. She says parents are just looking for something to blame autism on. Well, duhhhh, it's got to be the vaccines. Autism effects thousands of children from all walks of life. There's no way all these children could have eaten the same thing or been exposed to the same cleaning products. As well, she of course brings up the old saw about how incidents of diseases like polio and measles went down sharply because of vaccinations. Actually, they went down because of improved sanitary practices. They were going down before the vaccines were invented. Parents not getting their children vaccinated won't lead to an ironic increase in these diseases as the writer suggests for a few reasons. Namely, we no longer go to the bathroom in privies in our backyards or dump chamber pots into the streets; we bathe more than once a week; we no longer live in crowded tenaments by the river; and we now keep our houses and clothes clean on a frequent and regular basis.

As to attachment parenting, children whose parents practice attachment parenting become stronger and more independent than those whose parents don't. The _point of attachment parenting is to keep your baby with you a lot of the time so that when they become mobile and go out on there own, they're less hesitant about doing so because they know that mom will be there when they come back, unlike these babies who are sat in their car seats in front of the TV or put in daycare ten hours a day.

As to her bashing of natural foods, fears about carcinogins and children who've never eaten sugar, there are legitimate harmfull substances in children's toys and food that parents should be aware of. The incidents of melamine-tainted products from China come to mind.

The writer says we need to focus on things like inadequate daycare. Oh yeah, these people are always on about daycare. "Get the children away from their parents."

Most parents who worry about these kinds of things are mothers. Well, that's because most of the men are too caught up in sports and hobbies to focus on what's really important.

There is a quote in the article bashing "mommy instinct." The writer also somewhat indirectly bashes the internet. So, who should we rely on for parenting information then? Your magazine, which also contains such informative, intellectual fair as Katrena Onstadt on her love of Gossip Girl, or perhaps only the parenting books this writer mentions in her article. Alternatively, you could read books that actually tell you about the dangers of vaccines and the vagaries of the public school system.

The reality is that there are a number of things in the world which can harm children. Equally as real is the fact that there are a number of things in the world children should enjoy and the fact that children need to learn to be strong and independent. Protect your children from legitimate things that can harm them like vaccines, the "diversity" of the public school system and eating too much junk food; but also let them explore and play and go places on their own.

Friday, January 15, 2010

DEATH COMES TO TOWN

Cbc, Tuesdays 9:00 p.m.

The Kids In The Hall are back with this series about a serial killer reeking havoc on a small town in Ontario.

The town of Shuckton vies for the 2028 Olympics but is turned down by the IOC. That night, the despot mayor and his wife have an argument and she goes out to drive drunk and get him off her mind. While his wife is gone, the mayor is murdered.

This show contains many funny bits, such as the obese woman who eats all the "orphan pizzas" the local pizza shop can't sell, and Death smoking the mayor's soul like a joint.

Friday, January 8, 2010

NIGHTSTICK PITCAIRN STEPHEN KING

The war between the Tamil Tigers and the Sri Lankan government ended in April. I guess someone in high places figured they couldn't keep the bull up any longer.

Trees groing out of every part of my body.

Mike Holmes says, "These people should have checked to see if these contracters had a building permit." Like a contracter can't screw you over with a building permit.

A lawn growing out my armpits

JOHN DEER MATCHBOX SHOES

I've been playing the Jeopardy drinking game again. I have done very well.

BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES.

You'd be great at Carioke,
And great at Jeopardy,
That almost rhymes.
I've tried to write a poem so many times.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

REPUBLIC OF DOYLE

Cbc, Wednesdays 9:00 p.m.

Republic Of Doyle is about Jake Doyle and his father Malachi, a team of private detectives in St. John's. Jake's mother also assists them. As far as his personal life is concerned, Jake has to contend with his soon-to-be ex-wife and his sixteen-year old bratty niece who has just moved in.

This is a good show. At first, Jake Doyle comes across as being incompetent, but as the show progresses viewers come to see that he possesses the smarts of a potentially great detective.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

ELVIS IS NOT TRUE ROCK AND ROLL

Elvis is called the king of rock and roll but he was actually not a rock and roll singer.

True rock and roll was produced from about 1951 to 1963. True practitioners of this style of music include Ike Turner, Chuck Berry and Bo Didly. Elvis is a pop singer, albeit with some rock and roll influences in his music.

True rock and roll needs that piano beat. Listen to the Chuck Berry song "Nadeen" for the best example of this.

After 1963, true rock and roll stopped being produced. Their was pop, including the very rocking variety played by the Beatles on their early albums. After came rock and other various forms of pop music, but it is incorrect to call Elvis or bands like The Beatles or AC/DC rock and roll.

Monday, January 4, 2010

EIGHTEEN TO LIFE

Cbc, Mondays 8:00

This sitcom centres around Danny Bello and Jessi Hill, two eighteen-year olds who decide to get married during a game of truth or dare. They marry in the first episode, and presumably future episodes track their life together.

The show has some funny moments, such as the following exchange between Danny and his father:

"When I was twenty-four, I was holding down three jobs. Danny, however, just reached Level Two on Ninja Surf."
"Level three."

This is a good show for those who just want to relax and have a few laughs.