Saturday, December 26, 2020

THE TRUE PLAGUES

The two plagues are the plague of abortion that kills God's children and steals the souls of their mothers and the plague of sexual sin that removes us from God's purpose and condemns us into Satan's darkness and the shadow of death.

 

If we want to believe the abomination of these sins is not death itself then we are doomed to the destiny of the lies that they are.

 

Doug

AS IT WAS IN THE DAYS OF NOAH

    The Earth was meant to be a creation into truth that, instead is in the times of Noah and the times of Lot yet again because mankind can not resist the temptation of sin after falling from God's grace. God created us with the answer of salvation within us. All we need to do is begin to seek it and it will reveal itself to us.

 

Jesus is the only light that is the knowledge of the truth of good and evil that shines down from above. 

 

God knew when he created mankind that the essence of the evils of Lucifer would be overwhelming and blind us from the consequences of sin but that is the trial: learning to see and choose God's truth through Jesus Christ over Lucifer's lies of the deceiver. 


Doug

THE LIGHT THAT SHINES IN DARKNESS

    This place of mankind has a very evil demeanor that destroys by deception of lies into darkness. God sent Jesus Christ to penetrate the darkness with His truth of His reason why we are in this life of free choice and how are choices dictate our destiny, whereas Satan makes bad choices easier to make than good ones until God's light finds us in our darkness and we choose to see the truth that saves us from Hell.

 

Jesus name is the only truth. Amen.

 

Doug

GOD DID HELP US

    Try to imagine ascending to the gates of Heaven and the feeling of joy and greatness as Jesus greets you and welcomes you home.

 

Unlike the pits of Hell, what Jesus has for you is undescribable and beyond comprehension, but, if you are there the Holy Spirit has prepared you for all that there is.

 

Walking in the Spirit of God is far more rewarding than walking in the spirit of flesh. Only through Jesus can God's gift be realized..  


Doug

Wednesday, December 23, 2020

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ANCHOR OF HOPE

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS

&

HAPPY NEW YEAR

FROM

ANCHOR OF HOPE PREGNANCY & FAMILY CARECENTRE

 

 

 

 

 

 

FOR UNTO US A CHILD IS BORN, UNTO US A SON ISGIVEN: AND THE GOVERNMENT SHALL BE UPONHIS SHOULDER: AND HIS NAME SHALL BE CALLEDWONDERFUL, COUNSELLOR, THE MIGHTY GOD, THE EVERLASTING FATHER, THE PRINCE OFPEACE. ISAIAH 9:6 KJV

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Faithful Friends.

We at the Anchor of Hope Pregnancy and Family Care Centre would like to wish you and your family a Very Merry Christmas and a blessed New Year!

I pray you and your family are healthy and are able to enjoy each other at this most wonderful time of the year, even if it is in new ways.

No matter the circumstances around us, the reason we celebrate is because of the Hope that was given to us over 2,000 years ago.

God sent us His most precious gift; His Son, Jesus. The One who came to earth to sacrifice Himself that we might be saved. He is the reason we can celebrate. We do have much to be thankful for.

If we are healthy, we can be thankful.

If we have a roof over our heads, we can be thankful.

If we have family or friends we can chat with, we can be thankful.

As we look at this Christmas Season and the New Year soon to come, lets built a list we can be thankful for. Let’s choose to look at things with a grateful heart.

There have been many clients we had the honor to care for over 2020, one in particular comes to mind that demonstrates the choice to be thankful.

Concerned she maybe pregnant, a young lady entered the Centre. We welcomed her in. While creating a file, her peer counselor listened to this beautiful young lady share the reason’s she believed she was unable to become a parent.  As they waited together for the results of the pregnancy test, her peer counselor asked her some questions in the hope that the questions would help her see a more complete picture.  These were questions she may not have thought of on her own but could ponder even after leaving. As her three minutes came to an end, she was given the opportunity to see her results for herself. She was to scared to even look, she asked her counselor to look and give her the results. It was negative. A huge sigh of relief came out of her. The panic was gone. She chatting for a little while and then left the centre.

Sometimes we wish there was more time with a client. That being said we can be thankful for the time we were given. We had the opportunity to share Gods love, even if only for a few minutes. We do our best to partner with Him and know He can plant seeds quickly.  He will water those seeds over time.

Any time we have with a client is precious. We are thankful for the opportunity we did have that day and all the opportunities we have had over the years.  Some maybe short and others longer but all are a divine appointment.

Our mission is to actively reach every individual in the Greater Central Hastings area who is facing a crisis pregnancy or pregnancy related issue, and provide hope now and into the future.

Would you consider joining us in carrying out this mission. As we share the love of Jesus Christ.  Lives are being impacted and changed because of supporters like yourself.

 

Please prayerfully consider three things:

1. Commit to praying for the greater community, our interactions with clients and for our team.

2. Make a donation to the Centre to help us carry out this important work.  E-transfer to: bookkeeper@anchorofhope.ca. Mail to PO Box 431 Madoc, ON K0K 2K0.

Monthly donors are always appreciated as it helps to build stability.  

Please see the attached form and drop off or mail your donation in to the Centre.

3. Be willing to serve. Volunteers and committee members are needed so that the team can grow and expand the services needed.

 

As you gather together with friends, family and loved ones in person or virtually may this Christmas season, and the coming New Year, be filled with thankfulness, faith, hope and love. Thank you for all of your support!

Merry Christmas and Happy New year!

 

 

 

Connie Hagerman

Centre Director

 

 

 

 

 

Anchor of Hope Pregnancy & Family Care Centre

135 Elgin Street, Box 431, Madoc, ON K0K 2K0

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COVID DEATH BY DECAPITATION

    When someone has a heart attack while driving and then is killed in an auto accident  by decapitation, then COVID is found during the autopsy, did they die from the heart attack, the decapitation or the COVID?


As a Christian b believer I can not believe in a science that claims the COVID vaccine is the cure-all for heart attacks, decapitations and viruses, when the same scientists also claim that a human fetus is not a human being and also that boys can be girls and girls can be boys if they choose to be. None of these feelings or ideas are science in reality.


Doug

GOD HELP US

        I know you can do this, we all know this fate to one degree or another.

 

Try to imagine falling for a thousand years into the fiery pit of Hell, then crash landing onto the jagged rocks of brimstone as what bones you have left that were not burned off during your fall become broken and smashed in order to feed the flame that consumes you into the depths of the abyss. Now the only thing left of you is the essence of what you have become to suffer the torment of your regrets of turning your ways from the only One who could have saved you from this scenario of sins for the rest of eternity, for however long that is.

 

Our Lord Jesus Christ showed us the way of no regrets with Him in the Heaven with the Creator who created us with the choice of returning to Him. Romans 8 38-39 COVID-19 Psalm 91 6 aIn Jesus name, amen.  


Doug

Saturday, December 19, 2020

MEDIA-RELATED STUFF

Glad AM 740 has finally replaced the late George Genescu with Frank Procter on "Big Band Sunday Night."


I like that Owl Magazine commercial.


On the other hand, I find those Alpine Credit commercials stupid and annoying.


Rebecca Collard, can't you even say "nuclear." Ditto for the news chick on CFCN-TV who pronounces it "Nuvember" and the newschick on CP-24 who can't properly say the French word ecole.


I enjoyed the 7:00 p.m. "World This Hour" newscast November 29. It covered a variety of stories from around the world, something CBC news doesn't seem to be good at doing anymore.


Glad "Legal Talk" is back Monday nights at 7:00 on CJBQ.


Really, Much Music, showing a "Friends Marathon!" The channel has been dying for years; just blow it's bloody head off already!


I also enjoyed the 7:00 p.m. "World This Hour" tonight (12/19.)

SEVERAL MORE BLASTS FROM THE PAST

                1050 CHUM Toronto from mid-1983, Deryl B on a “Solid Gold Sunday.” Gave time of 3:38 and update on Jays game. Promo for the CHUM Money Tunnel. Beginning of commercial for Speedy Muffler. Later said Greg Lee would be in at 4:00.


Country 105 (CKQM-FM) Peterborough from the early hours of December 28, 1991. “Canada Coast to Coast” country music show hosted by Dave Bennett featuring the weekly “six pack.” Newscast from Standard Broadcast News.


Classical 96 and 103 FM (CFMX-FM) Coburg Arlene Meadows frontselling song.


The Wolf 101.5 FM (CKWF-FM) Peterborough Jay Sharp giving time of 7:53 and weather forecast.


820 CHAM Hamilton morning show host taking a phone call, also sending out a request for the folks working in the Holland Marsh in Bradford. Later into “American Country Countdown” with the late Bob Kingsley. On the other side of the tape, CFGM Toronto on a Labour Day Monday counting down the 1320 biggest country songs of all time. Ross Carlin giving times of 11:16, 11:22 and 11:48. Talked about air show. Commercials for Texaco giving away highball glasses and Sears. Then weather forecast.


680 CFTR Toronto Bill Gable giving time of 12:05 and talking about company softball team's next game.


    1. CFLY-FM Kingston from February 1984, William Bell's oldies show including parts of “The Motown Story.” Included psa from Kingston Police reminding drivers to be careful when the kids went on March break.


1320 CFGM Toronto from late 1980 tribute to Dave Johnson. Featured station employees Peter May, Peggy Vibrett, Dan Ryan, Debbie Lyon, Nancy Wood, and Greg Slate, with an additional tribute from Ronnie Hawkins. After the tribute, Bill Kelly with regular programming. Later into unknown anncr on a solid gold weekend.


UCB Canada 102.3 (CKJJ-FM) from May 1, 2007 with Jay Christie. Topics included Herod's temple being restored, Project Kenya fundraiser, McHappy Day, that night's upcoming games, and contest to win Mother's Day prize. On the other side of the tape, Jay Christie from May 7 and 8, 2007. Topics included expansion of Belleville Wal-Mart, new Via Rail routes, Point of Grace Canadian tour dates, yard sale at Wilton Standard Church, and United Way barbecue. Also gave away a cd.


800 CJBQ Belleville 8:00 and 8:30 a.m. Newscasts from December 31, 2008 with Todd Smith, sponsored by Dow's Climate Care and Mike the Molar Dental Centre respectively. Also commercial for Marshman Jewelers after 8:30 newscast as well as promo for junior hockey. Then into “Driver Radio” with Stan Campbell, Christmas show from December 20, 2008. Remotes from Ingrid Moore from Lowe's introduced by unknown board op. Local commercials (as opposed to spots included in the syndicated program) for Bill Anderson coming to the Empire Theatre, Lowe's, Leon's and Smitty's Appliances. Promo for Jim Wright's “Classic Country Sunday.” On the other side of the tape, Matt Mitchell's morning show from 7:59-8:44 a.m. On December 30, 2008. Information about newscasts same as above except McDonald's Belleville commercial after 8:30 newscast in addition to the big white tooth. Sports with David Foot sponsored by Everguard Security. Matt talking about New Year's dance at Belleville Fish and Game Club featuring Freddie Vette and the Flames. Commercials during Matt's portion of the show from Viewtech Windows and Doors and Smitty's Appliances and the Belleville Trenton Domestic Auto Dealers. Psa from the Hastings Prince Edward Health Unit about quitting smoking and psa from the Belleville Fire Department about cooking while drunk. ID promo for “The John Tesh Show.”


The Wolf 101.5 (CKWF-FM) from 1992 with “Queen: Off the Record” with Mary Turner from Westwood One.


    1. CKFM Toronto from late 1978 Russ Thompson giving time of 4:48. Commercials for RadioShack, Colt 45, CHANEL, McDonald's, Kelly's stereo store, The Waterbed Sleep Shop, The Music And Drum Shop, A and P, and Kodak film.


FM 108 (107.9 CING-FM) Burlington from spring 1984 commercial for “America's Top Rock” with bonus for listeners of Norman B's “Rock 'n Roll Trivia” book, as well as commercial for Lulu's Roadhouse.


97.1 CIGL Belleville unknown female anncr giving time of 2:58 and community notes including meeting of the Quinte Irish-Canadian Society and registration for         Ameliasburgh Brownies.


102.1 CFNY Toronto from June 1988 "Club 102" with Chris Sheppard. Was giving away prize pack and mentioned Rob Base coming to The Astro Light. Commercials for House Of Lords, Chris Sheppard at The Astro Light and Tent King. "Club 102" ended and was followed by the first several minutes of Hedley Jones' "All-night Dance Party."


105.7 CHRE St. Catharine's from 1985 with official ID. Then into CHUM-FM with unknown female anncr back and frontselling songs.

Friday, December 18, 2020

COVID VERSUS CHRISTIANITY

    COVID has closed the churches of man but true Christian believers see that God's true church has remained open wherever they are. A gathering of people is two or more because God knows that true believers will find each other and praise Him when they do as they gather and meet to encourage each other.

Christianity: walking in the ways of Jesus who is the true Word of God. Religion: Jesus' path led astray into the darkness of deception.


Become baptised in the name of Jesus Christ, the only son of the Creator God in Heaven and receive the gift of the Holy Spirit and God's promise of eternal life. In Jesus name, Amen.


Doug

REDEEMING THE REDEEMABLE

    If the extent of the evil in this world of the demons of deception is really the insane lie that it seems to be, when fear of noncompliance dictates your way, then if I were God I would probably set this place on fire as well as He did at Sodom and Gomora, but hopefully God has more patience than I do, but not until salvaging all the salvagible souls who have been found (born-again Christians) for the new creation that will be on Earth as it is in Heaven.


Jesus is the only way out of this hellish, ungodly place, my friends. Jesus is the only way to the everlasting holiness with Him.


It is important to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, but knowing that it is the resurrection of Christ that saves us in His eyes into salvation that is God's promise of eternal life.


A born-again Christian child of God is not of any religion of man, only a seeker of truth through righteous teachers of the Word of our Lordand God Jesus Christ.


God expelled Lucifer from Heaven onto Earth and allowed him to become the evil god of this place to ensure that his kind would never return to Heaven and then God sent Jesus to show us His truth and the power of His holiness that leads us to eternal life with Him in the Heaven yet to be created on Earth by the birth, life, death, and resurrection of salvation into the new life that Jesus was, is and always will be.


Jesus resurrection: the beginning of the innocent (Christians) being persecuted while the wicked run free until the day of our judgment. Our choices dictate our judgment


It seems that mankind has set itself up to have more deaths in 2021 than in the last ten years, possibly in the history of the world. The pandemics of the world are merging and mutating. Hiding behind our masks will not save anyone from anything. It is the deception that we need to start to see and the truth that we need to start to hear.


Jesus was born into mankind to save us from our death but also to leave us to the suffering of our sins. Death is our choice; salvation is the right choice.


Doug

 

Saturday, November 28, 2020

THE BEGINNING OF THE END

Before the revealing of the knowledge of good and evil, the human creation could not be afraid of what the mind did not know existed. Satan had to deceive Eve as a snake so that her mind and then Adam's would know him for what he is before they see his gifts of temptation and pleasure that he has to offer. Then their minds knew they could have what they wanted instead of what God knows they need.

 

When you only want what you need like David when he only needed one stone but had five at his ready he had what he needed to kill the evil he faced. God had prepared David with what he needed to complete this task.

 

May the Good Lord Jesus Christ bless you all.

Doug
 

 

THE PURPLE-HAIRED PEOPLE

    These purple-haired people have hair that is totally unnatural.

 

Try to imagine putting a rat into a maze with no food, no water and no way out. What happens to the rat? 

 

At this time, the human race is in a maze and we are running out of food, running out of water and running out of ways out.

 

The churches that closed are starting to come crawling back beaten and weakened by their fear. Will God require repentance in the name of Jesus Christ for standing down to this COVID distraction from Lucifer, the created self-exalted god of God's creation on Earth?

 

If murders, abortion and suicide are of God's plan, thou shall not murder, God's children will never kill God's children.

 

A save soul never really dies, a deceived soul never really lives.

 

If COVID is a virus developed by man from ticks from bats, then spread across the world with intent, then COVID deaths are murder in the worst degree.

 

Conception was created by God: both natural conception that leads to you being born the first time, and spiritual conception, that is, conviction of the Holy Spirit that leads to you being born again and becoming responsible for your actions by choice who endures and prays for the choices and the actions of others.


Aborted conceptions are an action of lust and pride


To wear a COVID mask is to become complicit to the sin of our leaders who are leading us into darkness. Become incorruptible walking in God's light, not corruptible by walking in man's darkness.


The piece of Him that is a part of you (the Holy Spirit) is God's love that is the essence of life. It is for God to determine when you are born and when you die. It is up to you to determine how you live.


The knowledge by wisdom is God's way. God's way is the wisdom into the knowledge into the logic into the common sense.


Failing to be adequate stewards of God's creation for us is the sin that is climate change and our pending destruction if we do not repent. Whether or not it is too late only God knows.


Reject the mask of the pestilenced that walks in darkness.


Doug

Friday, November 27, 2020

ISOLATION, INJUSTICE, HOPE

                I wait for the Lord, my soul waits,
and in his word I hope.
Psalm 130:5
 
This year has been long and challenging for us all. Even so, we are deeply grateful for your continued concern and support for our ministry.
 
With the isolation and injustice happening close to home and around the world, many of us may be asking, “How long, O Lord?... How long will you look the other way?” (Psalm 13:1).
 
For many of our patrons, this isolation has deepened with every passing month of social distancing and increased barriers at every turn. They’ve already spent many of their years facing adversity, but this year has been exceptionally hard. Layoffs have cut off vital income for VIPs who are employed. Health care and government services are harder to access. Children face huge challenges physically distancing from people they cannot see. For many with seeing disabilities, waiting things out is not an attractive option. Yet there is still hope.
 
During this Christmas season, we’re reminded of the promise that Jesus Christ brought to the world. As the living Word of God who has come down to us, the hope for the isolated and oppressed is Christ, one day meeting us face to face, and wiping away our tears.
 
Until then, we as believers are to be ambassadors of that hope.
 
Through our unique audiobook ministry, we overcome the isolation of being locked down and shut in; we level the injustice of the inaccessibility of services. Through the message of Christ, patrons that are confined to retirement homes or schooling at home can still experience the faithfulness of God.

Our books offer the voice of a friend and a reminder of that message.
 
TBL has recently narrated Walking Towards Hope by Dr. Paul Beckingham and Keep on Standing by Darlene Polachic, books that give the most valuable message that our patrons seek—wisdom, inspiration, and hope in adversity.

TBL is dedicated to providing hope through the spoken Word to our sisters and brothers. Today, we have books awaiting narration and editing, a work that is only possible through your generous support.
Will you join us again in this important work?
 
During this Christmas season, let us not forget the true story that Christ’s birth reveals to our hearts, and the joy there is in sharing it.
 
Humbly yours,
 
 
Peter Van Velzen
Chair, Board of Directors
 
P.S. Your gift multiplies to give hope to many lives—one book reaches hundreds if not thousands of listeners!

 
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Wednesday, November 25, 2020

ANOTHER BLAST FROM THE PAST

                Q-107 (CILQ-FM) Toronto from 1983 with female anncr hosting "The Beaver Show" playing a side from Gowan's "Keep Up the Fight." On the other side of the tape, TV audio of a Leaf game with Joe Bowen and Vick Hatfield: Leafs and Minnesota North Stars. Commercial for Buick Century. 

Sunday, November 22, 2020

RADIO-RELATED STUFF

                                                Glad to hear Ralph from New Jersey, whom I used to hear on "The Right Perspective" via WBCQ, on Frankie Russo's show on WABC tonight.


On a retarded CBC Radio that otherwise serves the sjw agenda, I am sure happy they have "C'est Formidable" on their network. Florence K is so friendly and pleasant and the music is quite interesting, not to mention varied.


Good to see The Wolf Peterborough has more shows now ("Acoustic Brunch", "The Essentials", etc.) I'm also happy "The All Request Saturday Night" seems to be going as strong with as much quality as ever. 

Sunday, November 15, 2020

WHEN GOD SAYS YOUR TIME'S UP, YOUR TIME'S UP

                        We are not in control of when we are born or when we die: only the choices that we make thoughout our lives that dictate our destiny. No matter how many masks you are wearing, you will never be able to hide from the truth of God's reality. The truth of God's reality is the gift of everlasting life and also the regret and torment of everlasting death. 

 

Choose Jesus because Jesus is the message of God's reality.

 

The only people who die before their time are the aborted ones who die before they have a chance to live and choose God's way through Christ.

 

Doug

Thursday, November 12, 2020

MORE THAN EVER, LEADERSHIP IS NEEDED

    Then your light will break forth like the dawn,
and your healing will quickly appear;
then your righteousness will go before you,
and the glory of the Lord will be your rear guard.
(Isaiah 58:8)
 
I have a confession to make.
 
Not long ago, we sat down over Zoom and had a conversation with one of our long-time patrons, David Van Der Molen, who has been blind from birth. I asked him his honest opinion about the Christian Church and its blind members. I was shocked at what I heard.
 
“Blind people do have contributions they can make to Church life,” said David. “They’ve got gifts that God has given them. But it’s easy to go to church as a disabled person and be excluded, and end up sitting in a pew by yourself. The Church needs to welcome the disabled.”
 
I was convicted by the fact that, in all my years, I have spent little time getting to know blind people, learning from them, or even welcoming them into our church. By my neglect, I’ve chosen to make them invisible, as they already are to many others.
 
It’s convictions like this that motivated us to ask ourselves why TBL exists.  Are we just about recording books, or is it more than that? As an organization, we realized that, first and foremost, our ministry is always about the people we are serving—loving them, knowing them, and seeing them.
 
This is why God is calling us to refocus, to seek leadership that is committed to the millions in Canada and beyond who rely on the spoken Word, but are forgotten.
 
In close partnership with mission organizations, we have decided to seek and support missionary leaders who will dedicate their lives to touch those who are blind, visually impaired, and print disabled.
More than ever, leadership is needed, and so are your prayers. David has also worked for 26 years at the Canadian Council of Christian Charities. When asked who among the member charities, like us, is solely dedicated to ministering to the blind, his answer was unforgettable.
 
None.
 
Let me leave you with David’s remaining words:
 
“The Church can be a strong witness! It’s the duty of the Christian community to give blind people the opportunity to express their gifts. God has given them that mandate.”
 
I ask you to join with us to build leadership in Canada, and in the world—more than ever, the opportunity is before us to rededicate ourselves to this important work.
 
Humbly yours,

Raymond B. Chiu
Board of Directors

Monday, November 9, 2020

DO NOT CHOOSE TO NO LONGER HAVE CHOICES

            Do not choose to no longer have choices. COVID may be gone if Biden gets in the White House, but what mankind does not see is it is being replaced with something much worse. Biden can not win and the U.S. can not move forward in prosperity without God.

 

Abortion is murder in the worst degree. Aborted babies are victims of sexual sin that only God can forgive through Jesus Christ;. (Deuteronomy 30 and 31)

 

Is Trump the iceberg and the Dems a Titanic: the ship of fools with everyone on it, to blind by their sin and self-righteousness to see where it is directing them? That is, straight into the mountain of evidence in the ocean of proof that Trump has against them. The last thing the liar wants is for the truth to be told. 

 

Pray for Trump and all who support him. In Jesus name, Amen.

 

If God allows Satan 

to have his ways,

The ways of mankind

Will fall into darkening days.   

 

The sin of man

Will be here and stays,

Until Jesus returns

And all demons He slays.

 

The soul Christ saves 

Is the one 

who believes

And prays.

 

Doug 

Tuesday, November 3, 2020

GOD USES ALL MEN FOR HIS PURPOSE

                                                                            God did not create Jesus: God became Jesus by the wisdom of the Spirit of Truth who is also of God. God created the water, the air, the trees, and the soil that nourishes, then the creatures that live on the sea and on the land, then mankind to be the stewards of Earth and multiply in His gift of life.

 

Jesus' purpose was to deliver God's message. The Holy Spirit is God's wisdom and knowledge being dictated and directed by logic and common sense.

 

Then Jesus sent His Holy Spirit to all of us who choose to believe. A piece of God became a part of all Christians who choose to believe He is almighty, is all truth, and everlasting life itself. Amen.

 

The racist unrest happening in the world has been happening for thousands of years. When we hate God we hate each other when we are what God hates: Satanists and sodomites. 

 

May the Lord Jesus Christ have mercy in our darkness. Jesus is our only Lord, our only Saviour, and our only direction and truth.

 

God has set before us this day and every day life and death. Choose life. (Janice Joplin, November 3, 1970)


I pray to our Lord Jesus Christ that enough righteous souls' eyes have been opened in recent years to see the reality of what has been going on on in this misdirected world and the right choice is made because all humanity needs it, too. Our choices dictate our destiny. In Jesus name Amen.

 

The days of Noah, the days of <Lot. How many righteous have been found?

 

Doug

Saturday, October 31, 2020

THE CHRIST

    In fancy let us go inside

The manger, crude and bear,

And kneel before the Christ-child

So gently sleeping there.

 

God's angels hover all around

To shield the baby from harm

His mother, Mary, cradles Him

Within her loving arm.

 

Remember how, at the age of twelve

He left His parents side

And stayed within the temple

To converse with priests and scribes 


And later on, beside the sea

A multitude did feed

With fishes three and loaves of two

He satisfied their need.


Remember how he talked with friends

And tried to show the way

As He still leads on today

To help us live our life with Him

And in Jesus' name we pray.


All we must do is learn to believe

In God's almightypower

And we shall meet Him face to face

At our appointed hour.

 

Violet Isabelle Stewart

1977 

The woman who told that there is someone who watches over me.


Doug

 

IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU; IT'S ALL ABOUT JESUS

    The me me me world needs to become the Him Him Him world. Him would be our Lord who sent His son Jesus, our light and the Christ who dictates and directs His way in the truth of life.

 

The wisdom and the knowledge directed by logic and common sense is the seed of Creation and the true meaning of our purpose, as the Bible explains from Creation to death.

 

Trump is God's way of waving a red flag. Get off the train of sin; you are far better walking on the tracks.

 

Evil never sleeps because truth forever seeks.

 

Doug

THE REAL VIRUS PANDEMIC

    The sickness all around us is not of COVID: the sickness is the evil demonic force that feeds off our fear. As we put on our mask we unknowingly feed it by our ignorance of it as we comply with it's potentially endless demands.


It is not easy to see the darkness that is drawing you in when your eyes are closed to God.


God's truth is laid out for us through the life of Christ he lived and died. This is the only truth that shines the light into darkness, exposing the sins of this world of ignorance and arrogance unto Satan's deception.


God's truth will make you free. As you learn the truth of eternal life you begin to see the distracted ways of man and how it is the trail of destruction unto eternal death that leads to torment in the ungodly place.


Jesus Christ is the light that lights the path of truth that leads up the mountain of faith and it's Guide that is the wisdom, knowledge, logic, and common sense that is our true purpose and direction.


Pray only in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ for our salvation to be granted. Amen.


Doug

AFFLICTED SOULS

    We are all vessels created by God to complete God's will. Mankind always has been of God's purpose, still is of God's purpose and will always be of God's will and purpose. Mary, Jesus' mother, was a vessel of God, and, in that Jesus was fully man as well as fully God, Jesus was a vessel of God sent to Earth to save people by the wisdom of the knowledge that Jesus is (exists) and always will be.

 

The path Jesus laid out for us is the eternal truth, the eternal love and the eternal life laid out by God's will. Amen. 


Doug

FOR CHRISTIANS WHO SUPPORT ABORTION AND LGBT

Today is not about yesterday but about where you will be tomorrow.

 

If you support abortion, then you are guilty of every innocent life lost to this selfish destruction.

 

If you support pedophile, then you are guilty of every destroyed life that has been interfered with in this way.

 

If you support transgenderism then you deserve every evil that falls upon you.

 

The choices we make matter; they direct our destiny and eternal existence.

 

The truth does not care if it offends you.

 

 Choose now the Lord Jesus Christ as the trail of truth that leads to eternal life. (Acts 2 38) Amen. 


Beware of the demons that feed off the living

to prevent their own demise.

They are the slaves of Satan

Who know his evil surprise.

 

They search for the weak'

 Who don't see them coming

And trap them with deception and lies.


The dilemma of the twenty-first century: choose pro-life or choose pro-death.


Pro-life: our Lord Jesus Christ; pro-death: the result of the unfortunate choices we have made in our ungodly ways.

 

Our new virtual reality has turned bad into good and good into bad, but in actual reality truth is still truth and lies are still lies.

 

Doug


THE HUMAN DILEMMA: 1988

I no longer wish to stay in this place that is doomed to destruction: what's the point? It seems that man's only objectives are to make life easy to live and wars easy to fight. We've been taken over by greed. Our lives are spent trying to make tomorrow easier to live than today while at the same time a portion of the money we earn is taken to build an arsenal of which a small part could wipe out the earth at any time.

 

Is this it? Do we spend our lives here and when we die, no matter how, is that the end. Do good people go to Heaven and bad people go to Hell or is there more? 

 

If man really did evolve from a tiny life form where did it come from? Did it suddenly appear, perhaps land here from another place or did God create it out of the dust that was always here? 

 

The way I see it, the answers to these questions regarding life can only become clear after death.

 

Our next existence, as I see it is too vast to comprehend but I feel that if we do have a soul (and how could we not?) it goes on as life eternal. All the different religious beliefs about life and death, how we arrived on this planet and where we go when we leave must all be relevant. Perhaps I will find out someday, somehow.


Note: I eventually did find the answer to this human dilemma in Jesus Christ. The answer is in the                         beginning and amen.


Doug

Tuesday, October 13, 2020

THE WOMAN THAT IS NO GEM

                                "The wages of the righteous woman is the gift of life but the earnings of the wicked are sin and death." Proverbs 10 16 


Any person who supports child killing in the womb is denying the purpose of their existence. We are here to sacrifice ourselves for our children; not to sacrifice our children for our own pride-filled evil ways.


People agree with abortion because they are afraid; people agree with lgbt because they are afraid; people wear masks because they are afraid with the virtual fear that feeds off of their deception

 

True women's rights were established when Eve was created from the rib of Adam and have never really changed since the fall of man to sin and misdirection. The fall of man has only distorted and manipulated the true purpose of women through Eve.


To say that a clump of cells forming in a woman's womb is not a human life is like saying an egg in a nest will not become a flying bird that knows its true direction or that a caterpillar that forms a cacoon and emerges as a butterfly was never a caterpillar that formed a caccoon and became a butterfly. 

 

 The way for a woman who doesn't want a baby not to have one is to perform the self-sacrifice of not having sex.


Through the truth of Creation by the Creator God in Jesus' name we pray for all the souls that are lost in this deception. Amen


Doug

TREASURES IN HEAVEN

This planet is of God who created it for His created people to have and care for it so it will care for us.

 

It is also the world of Satan who was placed here to ensure that his type will never return to Heaven and receive God's rewards that are earned through what Jesus did, self-sacrifice for others even when they mock Him.

 

The beginning of a mocker's salvation is for the one he mocks to pray for him, asking Jesus to reveal Himself into the mocker's life so that the mocker may return to the one he mocked, seeking their Truth.

 

When a demon meets a born-again child of God it knows their walls can not be penetrated but will still try to look for weaknesses in their armor. Beware of a priest who will convince you that you have been saved  by saying the rosary and praying to Mary, believing she is the mother of God. This is one of Satan's tricks that causes you to believe you have been saved from your sins. Only Jesus can save in truth. (Acts 2 38) When you believe you have been saved in this way of Catholicism demons know that you are no longer their concern.


The Catholic was created by Satan to serve his ways of hatred for God.


Praying to Mary is not praying to God; only praying to God in the name of Jesus is praying to God.


True Christianity is walking in a relationship with God. Why pray to dead saints when you can talk directly to the God who loves you.


Beware of the priest that comes to you in your darkness to offer you God's light.

 

Douglight

Monday, October 12, 2020

LAND OF THOSE WHO KNEW WHERE THEY WERE

         Here's an interesting and thought-provoking          that may help to dispel our thinking about man, his origins and progress.

Monday, September 21, 2020

TV SHOWS I'VE SEEN EVERY EPISODE OF

                                            Full House

Coupling (British version)

The Thin Blue Line

Degrassi Junior High/High

Read All About It

Ghostwriter (PBS version)

My Pet Monster

Bits and Bytes (I count it, anyway, since I glanced at most of the episodes, the 1991 episodes are updates of the 1983 episodes, and none of the information is relevant today)

Jimmy McDonald's Canada

Hatching, Matching and Dispatching

Zardip's Search for Healthy Wellness

How Do You Do

Music Box         

J-pod

Wingfield (well, actually I read the complete Letters from Wingfield Farm and since, from clips I've seen, the CBC show basically consisted of Rod Beatie standing onstage reciting the books I count it)

The War Years

The Chronicles of Narnia

Dab Iyiyuu    

Sharon, Lois and Bram's Elephant Show

Murder is Forever (well, I've read the three books upon which the episodes were based so what would be the point of watching the actual show?)

A. J. Wentworth, B.A.

Fawlty Towers

Dooley Gardens

Death Comes to Town

Married for Life

Curry and Chips

Blackadder

National Parks Project

Turn-on

Payne

Father Ted

MEDIA-RELATED STUFF

Recently listened to a bunch of countdowns:


Neither the CHR nor the hot AC versions of "American Top Forty" with Ryan Seacrest seem to offer anything their target audiences would want. All the meterosexual wonder does is play new songs, which one can get off Spotify and  other platforms, talk about the music, which information the target demographic can get by following their favourite artists on social, and conduct breef interviews, see previous statement.


"The Alt Eighteen" on Sirius XM is just boring. Madison is annoying and adds absolutely nothing to the program. Also, making a big deal about the listener being able to vote for which songs make the countdown might have been a big deal back when these satelite services first launched, but it isn't now in the age when everyone can have their own personal top ten with them at all times.


Ditto "The XMU Download", although the host for that one is far more pleasant.


"The Hotness" is good but the hosts were flogging the coronavirus propaganda so I am going to have to deduct points from them.


Overall, I can't see the point of these kinds of shows anymore.


However, I did really like "That Thing" with Rich Appel. He plays a good variety of music for commercial radio and I love how he ties songs into the events that took place that week in history.


For good television reportage, the way it used to be, check out                  of "Close U        p" from CKVR. 

Wednesday, August 26, 2020

JESUS: A BIOGRAPHY FROM A BELIEVER


By Paul Johnson. New York: Penguin Books, 2010.

This is a concise, thought-provoking, sincere, easy read. I would highly recommend this book for both the believer and the unbeliever. Nevertheless, I have a few quibbles with some of the assertions herein which I thought I would address in no particular order.

The rich young ruler clearly didn't recognize Jesus was God. If the young man had, he wouldn't have addressed Him as “good teacher.” As C. S. Lewis said, “He hasn't left that option open to us.”

Luke 7 15 specifically says Jesus was in His hometown when he preached in the synagogue.

Johanna was actually Herod's servant's wife. (Luke 8 3)

Jesus died on a Wednesday afternoon. Christ said He would be in the grave three days and three nights as Jonah was in the whale three days and nights. You can't get three days and nights out of dying on a Friday and rising Sunday morning. By the way, don't buy the argument some people will try to come back with that the Jewish people reckoned the part of Friday afternoon and the part of Sunday morning as one whole day each because nowhere else in Scripture do we find part of a day being counted as a whole one.

The Canaanite woman with the demon possessed daughter was a believer. We can tell this by the way she addressed Jesus. Being God, Jesus knew she was one of His followers. He responded the way He did to her in order to teach the disciples that the kingdom was open to Gentiles, too.

Jesus was not tempted in Gethsemane, as he was by Satan in the wilderness. Rather, like any normal, healthy being, Jesus didn't want to die: yet He was perfectly willing to do so if the Father hadn't perhaps provided another way to accomplish the destruction of the devil's works. Wrestling with the enormity of something is not the same as being tempted by the devil to disobey God's will.

The text suggests there were two Gadarene demoniacs, living together.

I'm not comfortable with the way the author speculates about Jesus wandering around in the years before He began His ministry. The Bible doesn't say anything about this one way or the other.

As for the year of Jesus' birth, I think Lee Strobel has some information in his book "The Case for Christ" which dates Jesus birth in 2 BC, as opposed to 6-4 BC as previously thought.

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

THE CRUMB ON THE PLATE

For myself, not wearing a mask is not about the covid-19 virus, which we all should be mindful of, but being fearful of it only makes us more susceptible to the virus, as with any virus. My reasons are about a much bigger picture, that covid-19 is in reality only a speck of dust on the infinite picture of the truth that we face.

You see, unlike a lot of us want to believe, Jesus was not a happy-go-lucky guy spreading His love and forgiveness no matter what you've done or where you are in life. He was a deadly serious ambassador of our Creator, God's law and the result of a life lived in obedience and the gift of eternal life it leads into. By the forgiveness that was granted to us through Him, He sends the Spirit of truth to walk with all who learn to repent their old ways, to support the holy trinity of truth.

The covid-19 virus is only a leaf on a branch on one of the trees of sin in the vast forest of evil. However, it's starting to look like some of the leaves on some of the trees of sin are starting to dry up and fall into the dust of the ground as the light of truth begins to penetrate its canopy.

Acts 14 16 God allows nations to go their own way. God gave them over to their false gods. Our choices are condemning us into degrading passions and the ungodly consequences that follow the highway to darkness and torment that never satisfies. The evil lies of Satan and the lost truth just becomes more distorted.

The trinity of God is my redeemer, my protector, my mask. I would rather fear God than man's virus.

What we assume to perceive to be the new virtual reality, in reality does not exist. Any nation that is going man's way has removed itself from God's way as they walk in the way of their chosen gods.

Romans 13: How do we follow a leader whose ways indulge in evil desires? Are they not leading the blind into darkness and sin?? They are when your government punishes God's good while ignoring Satan's evils. How can we follow their authority that is not of God's way. For example, promoting sexual sin, no holes barred abortion and abuses of children in all kinds of ways. How do we respect this leader who is going the wrong way?

Religion is about following false leaders and their ungodly ways; a relationship with Jesus brings a new dimension of sight that exposes the false ways of the gods they are following and the strength and a need to open the eyes of the souls in others.

Romans 1 18: We are being led  into lawless cultures all over the world. Our hearts know to fear but our minds blindly follow as we become removed from the truth and reality of God's laws. Compliance to man's ways and false gods is cowardice.

When the robber wants to rob you, if you comply, then you have already laid down to die because, you see, the true robber is, in truth, the ultimate enemy of God, the One whose holy greatness made us from the dirt we now depend on to live and survive. What the true robber wants to steal is your soul, your life and your hope. The holy trinity created us and gave us the ability to make the choice that we have now chosen to make. The good choices lead to good, the bad choices lead to darkness and the ugly choices become where we have ended up. Make the right choice, Jesus. (Acts 2 38)

When a nation is following a deceived leader, is it not still the responsibility of Christians to warn the Jews and the gentiles as apostle Paul does? Of course it is, except we are weakened by the fear of man's new direction and the enemies of God's way.

Wisdom, logic, knowledge and common sense demonstrates there must be a God.

Doug

Friday, August 7, 2020

THE BEAST FROM THE FLAMES

            What is a virtual reality? I'm pretty sure an accurate definition of a virtual reality would be something that does not actually exist.

 

The enemy that we need to battle together as one under God's truth feeds and weaponizes itself with the fear that we have as we become more divided and easier to manipulate into Satan's smokescreen that distorts the blinding, distracting fear into destruction.


When you all (the unsaved) put on masks you make Satan grin and grow even stronger as you fear the virus we believe someone may virtually have. (Not saying the virus doesn't exist, but the hype doesn't match the reality.)


Now it seems that the evil wants to remove the police so it will be easier to troll for your children. However, Satan's flames of hate will not overwhelm God's burning anger. All you need to do is believe. (Acts 2 38)


To wear a mask is empowering the one who feeds off our fear as evil's ring of fire circles and begins to close into peacefully engulf you all (the unsaved.)


By the same logic as mask wearing, when the robber wants to rob you, you should comply, and then if he wants to rape your child, you should not ask why. Then, if the robber wants to shoot you, you should then lie down and die as you are feeding the beast with your fear as it consumes you.


Learn to stand in the firebreak that God provided through the gift of Jesus Christ that holds the flames of fear at bay as Christ clears the soot from your eyes so that you will begin to see the truth about where you all are.


Doug

Thursday, August 6, 2020

MEDIA-RELATED STUFF

    Enjoyed listening to CHVN Winnepeg the other day. They also appear to be a good source of Christian news.

Glad 91x Belleville has "Harrowsmith Radio" and "The Earshot Daily."

97.7 Moose FM Bancroft has Blue Jays baseball. Were this any other year, I'd be happy about that.

Enjoyed Sean Kelly's "Weekend Magazine" interview with former CFRA jock Ken "The General" Grant, right up until they got into talking about U.S. politics.

However, I've got nothing but good things to say, based on what I heard, about the program Sean Kelly and Greg Molton had on CJBQ playing independent musicians for the first couple months of the pandemic response.

If anyone is interested in buying a radio station 2 million dollars in debt, G-98 Toronto is for sale.

Curious Westwood One News is being shut down. You would think that would be something that could make money for Cumulus.

Have been reading some nostalgia blogs the past couple weeks, the blogs themselves being nostalgic because any present-day things to which the blogs I've been reading make reference are from around ten years ago.

I've also been downloading a lot of videos from channels dedicated to TV clips, mainly from the seventies to the 00s and somewhat the past decade. Glad there are so many folks on YouTube preserving this broadcast history.

As far as current television goes, I've watched some via U.S. TV Go the last few weeks. It's a nice, easy-to-use platform. Wish I could find a Canadian equivalent.

Tuesday, August 4, 2020

BAPTISM IN THE LAKE OF FIRE

    Why are people being baptised at the sight of the death of George Floyd, an unsaved man who followed his demons to his grave?

The coronavirus is killing the elderly, abortion is killing the young and fear of COVID is killing the rest of us, and the love of lust and sin is killing all of us. Satan's evil blankets the world with the smokescreen that hides the truth about God's love for us and the Christ He sent to set us free from our sin, giving us the Spirit of truth to help us see the lie that wants to destroy the creation of our Creator of everlasting life with Him. Our choice.

The cause of George Floyd's death was the choices he made that lit the Black Lives Matter dumpster fires and the chaos that follows.

These most peaceful black Democrat cities really need to start helping themselves before they can ask for help.

The peaceful dumpster fire, the scamdemic that kills more people that don't have it than do.

All thoughts, choices and actions that deny the truth revealed by the life of Jesus Christ are the sins that condemn you to fall into the darkness of the abyss and the torments that follow.

The peaceful dumpster fire,
That hides the truth as Christ did say
That blinds us from God's promise
To free us from Satan's way
When we're following what we want
As we throw our needs away.
The results are the bottomless pits of Hell
Where even demons don't want to stay.

Doug

AND ALL THIS TIME WE THOUGHT ELLEN WAS A RIGHTEOUS HOMOSEXUAL

    For years now it has been becoming more obvious that she is just another sexually ill sodomite searching for another victim to feed on in order to satisfy their hunger for lust. Turns out I was right about her after all.

Why would a self-respecting man say no to a feminist who wants him to have sex with her? Because he knows when the abortion happens he will be guilty of being an accessory to murder. Instead, he tells her to go play with her personal satisfaction device, that way no lives will be lost to her vanity and self-righteous, ungodly behaviour.

Doug   

HOW INSANE DOES IT GET?

        We are becoming blinded to the truth by the fear that is the lie. Fear is preying on us to feed the lie that wants to devour us and the more scared and removed from God, our Creator, we are, the tastier we become: killing each other, burning buildings and Bibles is worshipping the lie that reels us into the darkness of an ungodly end.

All the baby eaters and their followers are about to be exposed. The tunnels are caving in.

Why does it seem that Google is being controlled by followers of Islamic law and the not God of the Persian Moslem following of comply by persecution and the smokescreen that hides the raging flames of hate?

The fear of this virus has become more fatal than the virus itself.    

On the contrary to this insanity, God bless Jonathan Isaac of the NBA who is choosing to stand for God and not kneel to Satan. May he continue to stand strong and be guarded by Your angels, Father. In the name of Jesus Christ, amen.

Doug

Saturday, August 1, 2020

THE HOCKEY NOMAD

Eye-opening and informative.

Rheostatics frontman Dave Bidini travels the globe to see the impact hockey has had on the world. Taking us to the UAE, Transylvania and Mongolia, Badeni keeps hockey fans and non alike glued to the screen.

Watch it here on Encore+.

BENDING TOWARDS THE BEAST

            Though I still feel the way I have for a while about the institutional church, and though these guys use a wrong name for Jesus Christ throughout, Biblical, inspired, fiery, and loving preaching like in this video is so rare these days.

 The church needs to prepare for the second wave of coronavirus, as well as for all the other plagues that will come upon the world in the next few years. Let’s see if we can’t come up with better solutions than bowing to the antichrist governments of the world, meeting exclusively online or having faux meetings in our cars in the parking lot.

Here are some further thoughts from beloved Alex Horton Blog contributor Doug.

It seems like time to open the churches and leave the virus wherever it is. The fear out in the street should not be brought into the church by the wearing of masks and self-distancing.

We need to stand tall and tightly together in strength with an open door to all, not hide apart in weakness because our demented leaders lead us into darkness and fear.

Justin Trudeau has done nothing his entire life that commands respect and following. How do we follow a leader who follows his demons.

Keeping the churches closed only causes people to look for a stronger church leader before they fall back into their old ways. Falling back into your sins is comparable to a recovering alcoholic taking his first drink which soon becomes a thousand drinks as he falls into the hopelessness of ever recovering again.

Keeping a personal prayer life and praying with and for other believers becomes a way of life that needs all the help it can get.

May God our Lord and revealer of truth help all the drunks and other sinners who need His light, His love and His vision of reality.

Going to church on Sunday does not mean you are not also worshiping your own idols of the demons you know, the sins that linger because you have not let them go.

We need to gather together physically as one to stay strong against the demons who only lurk in the shadows waiting for us to show the weakness that causes us to take their bait. Our strength together is the weapon that keeps the growing evil at bay.

AH: Also, before the second wave and the other plagues come, let's have the churches actually get together to create a plan of action for how we are actually going to be the light and minister to those who need ministering to during lockdown, going to see them in person, even giving them the physical affection they need if necessary and consensual, realizing that to live is Christ and to die is gain, and that no child of God will die before they have accomplished everything the Lord wills them to do, and that he who seeks to save his life will lose it.

Friday, July 31, 2020

FEAR NOT

        There's a fear more terrifying than the coronavirus among us. If you fear being shackled in a small dark place like George Floyd was then where Floyd is is where you are going as you follow your demons to your death as he did.

How is it that so many people believe wearing a mask and burning down buildings with total disregard for innocent life is going to beat Trump who stands in the Dems way. It seems that black lives only matter when they support the lies of the liar, Satan, and his followers. Black Lives Matter leaders are nothing more than Satan's puppets, dangling from their chains.

Today's actions are dictated by yesterday's lies. You cannot outrun your lies no matter how fast you move into your future. They will always be right there with you, hiding in the shadows, ready to expose you to God. The biggest fear a lie has is that you repent to God through Jesus Christ to receive the Spirit of truth which empowers you to turn your lives away. Then the lie becomes defeated and left in search of a weakened victim because it needs to feed off the fear that a born-again Christian no longer has.

You see, people, it is not the colour of your skin that matters: it is the content of your character. There are good, bad and ugly people in all countries. The unfortunate events of 2020 so far has very much exposed this fact about all kinds of man. Black Lives Matter is a lie and a fraud that is more deadly than any virus.

Abortion is the number one cause of death in North America, which is an indicator that, in our new reality, no lives matter.

Corona is of the fear that causes us to act like fools and deceives us from what we are becoming: that is, godless creatures.

There is a plague far worse than corona that has been lurking for a while now, that has been hiding in plain sight. It has been with you everywhere you go for years now: the zombie virus that causes us to follow the decaying flesh in front of us to an unfortunate end.

Doug

LET NO MAN DECEIVE YOU

Do not allow yourself to be deceived and reeled in by Satan's kite strings. Time is running out. We need to find pour way to Jesus to start walking with the Spirit of God's truth. Time does seem to be coming to an end for us as we knew it.

This vaccine for coronavirus is not going to have any resistance for the pandemics yet to come as we continue to follow false gods into the virtual reality tunnel that has no light. I wonder if they know how to treat bubonic plague yet.

We  become slaves to our wants that then become the weight of sins that in turn feed the flames that want to consume us. The COVID vaccine is not of true science: it is of virtual science which does not follow truth. When you obey a god that has no honour then you have no honour: just obedience to your slave master, the delusional spirit of deceit.

A story about the COVID vaccine is that it is about altering our DNA in such a way that it destroys emotion that removes us from God in order to support the sins of our enslaver, the devil who enslaves us to lies and deceit. It seems this has already started with vaccines of the past.

The whole COVID joke is about controlling and tracking populations, restricting where they go and what they are doing. Therefore, traditional police will no longer be needed. Open your eyes, ask God to restore your sight, then look around you at the ungodly zombies we have become.

If I were a space traveler who stopped by so see what this planet was all about the only thing I would be able to do for you all would be to say a prayer to your Creator that He grant salvation to all who deserve it. Then I would leave and not come back because what I would see is all hope is lost for your planet.

Doug

PARODY TIME-IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD

                                                                            It’s Not The End Of The World

 

Scene 1

The kitchen. Death metal plays. Karen’s father enters. Ellie, Karen and Jeff are eating dinner.

Bill: Hello, Karen. Hello Jeff. Hello, ball and chain. Couldn’t you have waited? You knew I was coming home for dinner.

Ellie: No.

(Amy enters)

Amy: Hi Daddy.

Bill: Hi Amy.

Amy: Want to hear a joke?

Bill: Sure.

Amy: This farmer sees a guy giving plane rides, eh. The rides cost ten bucks, but the farmer’s never been in a plane before so he remarks to the pilot that the price is steep. The pilot says, “If you can last the whole ride without saying anything, then the ride’s free.” So they go up and the pilot does all sorts of dips and the farmer doesn’t say a word. When they get back on the ground, the pilot says, “Wow, you didn’t say a thing.” The farmer replies, “Yeah, but I nearly yelled when my wife fell out back there.”

Bill: (Feigns laughter) Good joke. Now sit down and drink your milk.

(Amy sits down at the table. The table shakes and the glass of milk spills. Ellie immediately gets an enraged look on her face.)

Amy: Don’t be mad. It was just an accident.

Ellie: Who’s **** **** **** mad?! (Amy’s mother cleans up the milk) I baked a lovely cake for dessert tonight.

(She brings out the cake)

Bill: Is that rat poison? You know how I hate rat poison. I’ll scrape it off.

Ellie: Don’t do me any favours.

(She throws the cake into a cage with a rat in it. The rat dies)

Bill: (Getting up from the table) I’m going to a cheap motel which somehow manages to simultaneously pay tribute to “Fawlty Towers.”

 

Scene 2

The kitchen. Karen is making pancakes shaped like Craig Kilborn.

Amy: Back in the old days, a couple of newly weds are going on their honeymoon on a horse and buggy. After a while, the horse stops in the middle of the road for no reason and refuses to move. The groom gets down from the buggy, whispers in the horse’s ear, “That’s once,” and gets back up on the buggy. After a while, the horse stops in the middle of the road and refuses to move again. The groom gets off the buggy, whispers in the horse’s ear, “That’s twice” and then shoots the horse. He then gets back on the buggy. The bride says, “Honey, why did you just shoot the horse?” The groom turns to the bride and says, “That’s once.” (Ellie enters) Where’s Daddy?

Ellie: I don’t want to talk about it.

 

Scene 3

Karen’s room. Karen is sitting at her desk, which is part of an old air hockey table. Amy bursts in.

Amy: I think I know where Daddy is.

Karen: Where?

Amy: I think he’s at the Daytona 500, and when he comes back he’s going to bring back one of those foam fingers.

Karen: Maybe.

 

Scene 4

The diner, which is reminiscent of Mel’s Diner from the eighties TV show “Alice.” The family sans Bill is sitting at a table with Aunt Ruth and Uncle Dan. The waitress, reminiscent of the above-mentioned title character, comes over.

Waitress: Are you ready to order?

Ellie: Yes. My children and I will have the hamburger.

Waitress: Good choice. (Looks at Aunt Ruth and Uncle Dan) And for you?

Aunt Ruth: My husband and I will have something utterly and completely different: the cheeseburger.

Waitress: Good choice.

(She walks away singing” I love you Superman. I love you Superman.”

Ellie: I have something to tell you. I wanted to tell you before, but I just couldn’t. It isn’t easy for me to say this and it won’t be easy for you to understand ….

(Karen drops her fork on the floor)

Uncle Dan: Five second rule.

Jeff: (Very seriously) Go ahead … tell us what you were going to say, Mommy.

Ellie: Your pathetic excuse for a father and I are separating.

Amy: Okay, but let it be on your head.

Jeff: Is he coming back? Or are you getting a divorce?

Ellie: Hopefully. I hope we don’t resolve things. Then… ah Martinique. You kids could end up getting left on more doorsteps than The New York Times.

(Karen gets up and runs out of the restaurant. A while later, everyone else comes outside, too.)

Ellie: Here, Karen. Have a rye cone.

(She hands her an ice cream cone with a frozen blob of rye whisky on top.)

 

Scene 5

The dining room of the cheap motel. Bill, Jeff, Karen, and Amy are sitting at a table.

Jeff: Are you getting a divorce?

Bill: Yes.

Karen: I thought you were just thinking about it. I thought it wasn’t definite yet.

Bill: You’re mother and I just don’t get along. We can’t go on living together. It’s making a mess of our lives.

Karen: So, in order to make things better for yourselves, you decided to make a mess of ours.

Bill: You’ll live with your mother for now.

Karen: But for how long?

Bill: Karen … you’re asking me questions I can’t answer. We haven’t worked out any of the details yet. You don’t get divorced overnight.

Jeff: How long does it take?

Bill: Two days.

Amy: Daddy … please come home

Bill: (Picks her up. Takes off his glasses.) No bloody way. Return home to that selfish, crabby … (Tickling her under the chin) no way.

 

Scene 6

Mrs. Singer’s classroom.  Karen and Debbie are getting their coats.

Mrs. Singer: Goodbye, yesterday. Goodbye yesterday.

Debbie: I heard about your parents … and I’m sorry.

Karen: Heard what?

Debbie: You know?

Karen: Know what?

Debbie: Oh, come on, Karen. That your parents are getting a divorce.

Karen: Who told you?

Debbie: Your aunt met my mother in Earth Apple Supermarket and she told her.

Karen: My mom blabbed something like that to an acquaintance she met in the grocery store?!

Debbie: Yeah, I guess. According to Mom your mother’s more excited about this divorce than a little kid waiting for Christmas.

 

Scene 7

Bill’s bachelor apartment. Bill is showing Jeff, Karen and Amy around. Montmorency enters.

Bill: That’s my roommate, Montmorency.

Montmorency: (Screams) Ahhhhh, light Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Bill: Karen, there’s a girl about your age living in  apartment 12B. I told her you’d be over on Sunday. Why don’t you go down and see her.

Karen: OK.

(She makes her way downstairs and knocks on the apartment door.)

Val: You must be Karen Newman. I’m Val Lewis. My mother is dating this really rich guy named Montmorency. I believe he’s you’re father’s roommate.

 

Scene 8

The kitchen. Ellie, Jeff, Karen, and Amy are sitting around the kitchen table having Christmas dinner.

Ellie: I’m going back to school.

Jeff: Really. Why?

Ellie: Because I only had one year of college before I got married. I never really had a chance to find out what I might be able to do, thanks to your jerk of a father tying me down.

Karen: What do you think you might take?

Ellie: I don’t know. I was thinking something along the lines of The Role of Zombies and Vampires in World Literature or The Feminist Perspective on Traffic Laws, but then I started thinking I should maybe take something even more useful such as The Science Behind Action Movies or maybe even learn a foreign language like Elvish or Clingon.

 

Scene 9

The kitchen. Ellie, Jeff, Karen, and Amy are sitting around the table having dinner.

Amy: Weney, my friend in school, has a Talking Howard Dean Doll. She brought it in for Show And Tell. I want one too. The kind with the cool hair.

Ellie: Maybe for your birthday.

Amy: My birthday’s not until the end of June.

Ellie: Well, that’s not so far away.

Amy: Oh, please, Mommy! I can’t wait until my birthday!

Ellie: I’m sorry, Amy. But you’ll have to.

Amy: Why?

Karen: You know Mom doesn’t have a lot of money to throw around. Stop being so selfish.

Amy: I bet you Daddy would get it for me.

Ellie: That’s enough, Amy!

Amy: _I _hate _you. You made Daddy go away just so you could be mean to me!

Ellie: (Reaching across the table and smacking Amy in time to her words) No. I. Did. Not. Now go up to your room and stay there for the rest of eternity, you ungrateful brat who’ll never amount to anything. (Amy leaves the room shrieking and crying) That felt so good. I would have never been able to get away with that if your father were still living with us. Now finish your breakfast and head off to school or else. (Giving a little cackle.).

 

Scene 10

Mrs. Singer’s class. Mrs. Singer is sing “It’ll Be OK” by Limp Bizkit.

Mrs. Singer: I got a letter from Gary Owens: (Reads) Dear Mrs. Singer and Class 6-108, Texas is fun. We got a dog. His name is Al, as in the Bundy. I am looking forward to growing up to become the announcer on “Laugh-in” and am also looking forward to my voiceover gig on “Bobby’s World.”

 

Scene 11

Two firebombs appear on screen, one headed toward Ellie’s house, the other toward Bill’s apartment complex. Caption: How dare you mail me an anniversary card, you jackass.

 

Scene 12

Val’s apartment. Karen enters. Montmorency is in the apartment, making llama noises.

Val: Montmorency, this is my friend, Karen. Her Dad lives upstairs. He’s getting a divorce.

Montmorency: Howboutwawontwontzazazaza. (he exits, saying “Niminiminiminiminiminiminiminimi”)

 

Scene 13

The living room. Ellie and Bill are sitting on the couch.

Ellie: Did you ever stop to think that maybe its  your fault we’re getting divorced. You’re not exactly a perfect husband.

Bill: Shut up! You want everybody to hear us.

Aunt Ruth: (From next room) We can already hear you, you stupid nits.

Bill: I’m warning you.

Ellie: You lay a hand on me and I’ll lay the smack down.

Bill: You wanna go?

Ellie: Yeah. Right now time.

(They wrestle.))

 

Scene 14

Petey Mansfield’s house Petey answers the door

Karen: Could I talk to you about something?? (Petey nodds) Do you know where Jeff is?

Petey: No. (He goes back inside.)

 

Scene 15

The kitchen. Ellie, Amy and Karen are sitting in the kitchen. Jeff enters.

Jeff: Hi, Mom. Hi Karen. Hi Amy. I was at the Masters. Here, Karen and Amy, I brought  each of you back a cup. Also, while hitchhiking home, I joined a cult.

Ellie: What?!

Jeff: I joined because, when I thought about it, Zazazaza truly has the answer, plus their compound makes _really good French fries. I mean you wouldn’t believe how… Anyway, I just came to give you guys your cups and to tell you that I’ll be living with the cult till ten thousand years after the end of time. Oh, and by the way, anyone who doesn’t worship Zazazaza should, and will, be killed.

(He kisses Amy goodbye.)

Ellie: (beginning to cry) Oh, first your father and I get a divorce, now my first-born baby has left the nest. Why does the universe always manage to make it all about me? Well, girls, I’m selling the house and moving to Martinique. Good luck fending for yourselves.

Amy: Hey, Karen, how do you get five hundred Natives in a phone booth? Tell them they own the land.

 

Steel drum music plays over the closing credits.

 

Based on “It’s Not the End of the World” by Judy Blume.