TOP TEN LOCATIONS TO TAKE A GIRL ON A FIRST DATE

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Top 10 Locations To Take A Girl On A First Date

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Oct 26, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

Dating is tough these days! How can you impress a woman and show her a great time? After extensive research, including talking to someone who talked to

a woman once, the woman experts at The Babylon Bee have come up with the 10 absolute greatest locations to take a girl on a first date. You're welcome.

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1. Costco food court:  $1.50 hotdogs, and if things go well, a walk through the store getting samples for dessert.

2. Cracker Barrel:  You can show off your impressive skills at that golf tee game.

3. A hike through the woods to search for a really cool stick:  What woman wouldn't love this?!

4. Your Lego display room:  Show her your collection. She won't be able to resist you once she sees your 7,500-piece Millennium Falcon.

5. Waffle House:  Be careful though, the waitress might call you "honey," which could make your date jealous.

6. A live-action medieval role-playing game on a soccer field:  Show her your homemade costume and your valiant strength at the same time.

7. Gamestop:  Ask her to point out her favorite games. This will let you know if she's the one.

8. Sizzler:  Maybe a little fancy for a first date, but you want to impress her.

9. Laser Tag:  Women love laser tag. Be sure to show no mercy and beat her decisively so she knows how capable you are.

10. Lord of the Rings  Extended Editions marathon:  If she falls asleep, you'll know it was never meant to be.

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Any one of these options is guaranteed to give your date a great time. You won't be sorry!