New from Horton Music, it's "Best of the NSA." This several million track collection contains all your timeless favourites like:
"Mom, could you babysit? I gotta go into work."
"My pipes are leaking. How soon can one of your guys get here?"
"I totally, like, don't care what she says. She is so into my boyfriend."
Act now and receive a bonus log of metadata.
To order, say "Send me the album" the next time you're on the phone and a digital copy will be mailed to the address the National Security Agency also has on file.