In the wake of a lower court judge ruling Detroit’s bankruptcy unconstitutional, the state of Michigan has sentenced the entire population of the NMotor City to debtor’s prison.
“Some people say the idea of throwing the population of an entire city into an institution the Founding Fathers wanted to avoid in this country is cruel and barbaric,” an unnamed state representative said. “I just stick my tongue out at those people.
Motown’s population will be rounded up Thursday morning at 4 a.m and taken to a secret debtor’s prison state and federal officials had previously denied the existence of fervently. An invisible force field now around Detroit’s perimeters will prevent escape before the scheduled commencement of the roundup.