FORMER BRAVO STARS SAY TRUMP VOTERS NEED TO BE BANNED FROM MEXICAN RESTAURANTS

Out of touch with reality is right! This is rubber room material.

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Former Bravo star says Trump voters need to be banned from Mexican restaurants in profane rant

By Lindsay Kornick Fox News

Published August 11, 2025 9:30pm EDT

 

Former Bravo reality TV star Jennifer Welch went on an expletive-filled rant demanding people who voted for President Donald Trump three times be banned from Mexican and Chinese restaurants on Thursday.

 

"I’ve had it with White people that triple Trumped that have the nerve and the audacity to walk into a Mexican restaurant, a Chinese restaurant, an Indian restaurant, go to perhaps their gay hairdresser," Welch commented on her podcast "I’ve Had It."

 

She recalled an instance of seeing "MAGA-looking people" at a Mexican restaurant and said they had "a lot of f---ing nerve" given the Trump administration’s immigration policies.

 

"Frankly, I don’t think you should be able to enjoy anything but Cracker Barrel," Welch said. "If you want to triple Trump, if you want to browbeat DEI, if you want to browbeat gay people, you want to browbeat Black people, as you have been doing for four hundred years. And you want to browbeat this generation of immigrants that come over here and open up business earnestly and pay their taxes."

 

Welch continued by attacking Trump as a "teeny-weeny mushroom c--- piece of s--- Cankles McTaco Tits."

 

She added, "White people that triple Trumped should be banned, boycotted from enjoying the best thing that America has to offer, which is multiculturalism. Get your fat a-- out of the Mexican restaurant. Get your fat a-- over to Cracker Barrel because nobody wants to see your f---ing smug a-- teeny-weeny, pink arm, big gut around. Nobody wants to see that s---. No one."

 

Her co-host Angie "Pumps" Sullivan said she "completely" agreed and went one step further by attacking female Trump voters.

 

"I want you to give up a credit card in your name," Sullivan said. "I want you to give up the bank account in your name. And I want you to be completely beholden to a man. I don't want you to work. I want you to stay home and make cornflakes from scratch for that f---er because that's what you're voting for."

 

She continued, "When they're talking about the golden age and 'let's make America great again,' they're talking about you having less rights than men, not be able to have a credit card, not being able to own anything in your own name. So, triple Trump country club Christian White women, you should have to forfeit those luxuries."

 

Both Welch and Sullivan appeared on Bravo’s "Sweet Home: Oklahoma" series in 2017.

 

In a comment to Fox News Digital, White House spokesperson Abigail Jackson attacked Welch's comments as "out of touch with reality" based on Trump's "historically diverse coalition."

 

"Rich liberal white women love to pretend to be champions of diversity until they are confronted by diversity of thought. President Trump was elected by a historically diverse coalition of Americans from all races, religions, and orientations. As per usual this reality star is out of touch with reality," Jackson said.

Just for fun, I asked ChatGPT to make up a mirror version of the rant from these Bravo Stars. I asked to make it right-wing reality stars going off on Biden and his supporters.

 

**Ultra-Outlandish Right-Wing Reality Star Rant**

 

"Let me tell you something about these Biden triple-voters — 2020, 2024, 2028 — you tofu-munching, kombucha-sniffing hypocrites. You’ve got more nerve than a possum in the henhouse showing up at Chick-fil-A, ordering waffle fries like you didn’t spend the last decade trying to cancel the whole place because the cow mascot hurt your feelings."

 

"I see you in your fair-trade yoga pants strutting into a Texas barbecue joint like you didn’t vote for the man who wants to slap a carbon tax on brisket. Honey, that’s like a vegan showing up to a rodeo — you just don’t belong. Go back to your oat milk lattes and your urban rooftop gardens where you grow three sad tomatoes a year and call yourself a farmer."

 

"And don’t even get me started on your Whole Foods crowd. Y’all are paying \$9 for an ‘ethically sourced’ watermelon from Guatemala, then turning around and lecturing us about buying American. Listen, Karen — if it takes more airline miles to get to your fruit than it does to get to the moon, maybe you’re the problem."

 

(Co-host jumps in)

"Exactly! And Biden women voters? If you’re so in love with government control, let Uncle Sam tuck you in at night and sing you a lullaby about tax brackets. Forget cooking for yourself — just wait for the Department of Agriculture to issue you your monthly government-approved soy casserole kit. That’s the future you’re voting for."

 

"Triple Bideners should be banned from gun ranges, fireworks stands, and anywhere that smells remotely like freedom. No rodeos, no monster truck rallies, and you sure as heck don’t get to eat chicken fried steak unless you’ve recited the Pledge of Allegiance in the last 48 hours. You want your America? Fine — enjoy your kale smoothies, artisan soap, and climate-neutral paper straws that disintegrate before you finish your drink."

 

And now, here is the same mirror rant but about culture war issues.

 

**Nuclear-Level Culture War Right-Wing Reality Star Rant**

 

"Listen up, because I’m about to speak some truth so spicy it’ll melt your oat-milk foam: Biden triple-voters — 2020, 2024, 2028 — you rainbow-flag-waving, TikTok-dancing, pronoun-policing hypocrites have got to stop pretending you belong anywhere near real America."

 

"You stroll into a Texas honky-tonk wearing a ‘Love is Love’ shirt like you didn’t just vote for the party that wants to drag-queen-story-hour our kids into oblivion. You bring your therapy poodle into a Cracker Barrel like you’re on some spiritual quest, but the only thing you’re questing for is to turn the menu gender-neutral so the chicken-fried steak identifies as a salad."

 

"I saw one of you last week at a monster truck rally — sipping a kombucha, wearing an ‘End Fossil Fuels’ button — while Bigfoot the truck was guzzling more diesel than your whole neighborhood does in a year. That’s like showing up at a church revival to sell Ouija boards. Wrong place, wrong vibe, wrong America."

 

(Co-host cuts in)

"And let’s talk about Biden women voters. You want ‘equity’? Fine. Let’s see you split that soy latte with your boyfriend 50/50 and then call it feminism. Oh, and you better share your kale chips with him too — because socialism means sharing everything, honey. No more secret stash of Trader Joe’s dark chocolate almonds."

 

"Triple Bideners should be banned from bass fishing tournaments, state fairs, and anywhere the national anthem is played without an interpretive dance. No Fourth of July fireworks — you get glow sticks powered by wind turbines. No barbecue — you get grilled eggplant sprinkled with ‘sustainable hope dust.’ And absolutely no country music — you can have indie folk sung in lowercase letters only."

 

"Bottom line: you want your America? Fine. You can keep your pronoun name tags, your climate-neutral flip-flops, and your \$15 craft beer made from rainwater and tears. But leave the guns, God, and glory to the folks who know what to do with them."