A couple years ago I was at a bar I had begun to frequent. The female bartender who served me that night and who'd served me before didn't know I had light perception and could thus see where the other side of the bar was by its shadow. When I had finished my drink, I took advantage of her lack of knowledge of this fact and pushed my glass as close to the opposite edge of the bar as was safe to do. She then said, "Alex, your glass is right on the edge of the bar. Don't push it any further."
The next evening I was at a fundraiser that involved square dancing, in which I eagerly participated. My partner was the wife of someone I knew, who didn't get on the floor because his back was bothering him. I'm not all that familiar with square dancing, so when my partner told me to pick her up, meaning take hold of her as I quickly found out too late, I instead tried to actually lift her in the air.
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