Friday, May 31, 2019

PARODY TIME-THE HEART-DIARIES-TINA HORN


On a street in San Fransisco, there’s a house. It has windows, a roof, ceilings, walls, and even floors.

From 1949-1977, when I was in my mid-twenties, I worked as a dominatrix.

Now, this being a podcast, I won’t provide you with any context as to how I got this particular job, nor even why I was interested in doing such a thing in the first place.

I was truly just so into every scene I played. It never once occurred to me my clients might largely consist of selfish jerks, a lot of whom would have been better to spend their money on a shrink rather than on our services.

During the lulls in the day, we’d watch old porno movies on the little television the mistress of the common body house provided. At least that’s what I tell people: really we spent our days watching reruns of “Gomer Pyle, USMC” and “Highway to Heaven.”

Again, this being a podcast, it wouldn’t behove me to tell you how my job as a dominatrix affected life outside of work, or go into any kind of meaningful details about why I decided to leave the common body house, then gradually dominating people altogether and what I did afterwords. Suffice to say that house still has a roof, ceilings, walls, and floors. (Hoods broke all the windows and it’s against mistress’s religion to get them replaced.)

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