Friday, February 22, 2013

THINGS BBRITNEY SPEARS SHOULD LOOK FOR IN A NANNY

- possibly someone who can still remember who she is;
- someone who has good taste in music so they can hopefully steer her in a direction where her future output is at least tolerable;
- if she has another baby, someone who knows about elimination communication;
- someone who can handle problem children since that's what her two sons are going to probably be in the future;
- someone who has a secret supply of fast food and gasoline;
- someone who has a secret stash of Coke;
- failing the above, someone who has a secret stash of coke, in order to transition her from the meth;
- someone who has a secret stash of smart pills (hey, one can always hope)
- someone who's never heard of the Disney corporation

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