TEN SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS THAT WILL NOW GET YOU BANNED IN BRITAIN

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10 Social Media Posts That Will Now Get You Arrested In Britain

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Aug 11, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

 

The fearsome British Police have tightened up their bobby hats and begun a vicious crackdown on online posts, vowing to even extradite American citizens for offensive memes! Here are ten social media posts that could now land you locked up in British jail:

 

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1. "God Save the Queen!": It's Allah save the Queen, you Islamophobe.

2. "Soccer is gay.": Double life sentence for calling football "soccer".

3. "No tea, thanks.": How. Dare. You.

4. "I would prefer my young daughter not be stabbed by an Islamic terrorist.": Keep your bigotry to yourself.

5. "This is a picture of a cookie.": IT'S A BISCUIT, YOU CRIMINAL.

6. "Can't wait to try out my British accent on our trip to London. G'day, mate!": Okay, you might deserve a little jail time for this.

7. "I'm Anglican, I don't want to wear a burqa and bow to Mecca.": Will the xenophobia never end?

8. "Oy guv'nah, peck a peachy swarthing in ya bop.": WHAT DID YOU SAY??

9. "English and Irish accents sound exactly the same.": Straight to jail.

10. This article you are reading right now: Oh no! The bobbies are at your door!

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Keep this list in mind and remember the new, super-friendly British Police motto - think before you post!