Tuesday, October 6, 2026

CONCERNED CITIZENS LAUNCH GOFUNDME TO PURCHASE SYDNEY SWEENEY SOME CLOTHES

Babylon Bee

 

Concerned Citizens Launch GoFundMe To Help Sydney Sweeney Buy Some Clothes

Celebs

Sep 19, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

 

U.S. — Concerned Americans have started a GoFundMe to purchase some clothing for the obviously destitute Sydney Sweeney.

 

With news circulating that the impoverished Sweeney apparently cannot afford even the smallest article of clothing, compassionate citizens have jumped in.

 

"Poor girl. She's got nothing, and no one is stepping up to help," said local woman Alisa Rhine. "It's been months now, and she still hasn't been able to acquire any clothes. How are we letting this happen in the year 2026? We've got to help this clearly indigent young lady get her dignity back. It's exactly what we as Christians are called to do: clothe the naked."

 

The GoFundMe, titled "Buy Some Clothes For Sydney Sweeney," quickly attracted donations from sympathetic Americans who said they could no longer stand by and watch the actress endure another red carpet appearance with only six square inches of fabric to her name.

 

"I saw a recent picture of her and just broke down crying," said donor Patricia Wilson. "You see poverty on television, but you never think it could get this bad right here in America. If we can just get her a couple of sweaters and a pair of pants, it could make a world of difference."

 

At publishing time, more GoFundMe campaigns had popped up for ladies walking around the grocery store in a sports bra.

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DOCUMENTARY ON HOMELESSNESS IN COBOURG TO MAKE TELEVISION PREMIER

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AED'S MCGUIRE ENCOURAGES PREMIERS TO PRESS FOR RETURN TO CANADA-U.S. TRADE NEGOTIATIONS

Associated Equipment Distributors (AED) delivered letters to every Canadian premier as an impasse in trade negotiations between Canada and the United States puts the bilateral trade relationship at risk.
In the letter, AED’s President & CEO Brian P. McGuire reminded Canadian premiers about the integrated nature of the supply chains that are critical to the North American equipment industry and the potential damage to provincial economies if Canada-U.S. trade remains unstable. The letter encourages the provincial governments to work with the federal government and demands all sides return to the negotiating table.


“It is critical to Canada’s national infrastructure and agricultural production that negotiations continue. Our association will actively work to ensure that leaders in both countries understand the importance of reaching a fair agreement through positive and respectful dialogue,” McGuire wrote.


Please click here to view the full letter to the Canadian Premiers.


AED remains sharply focused on advocating for the needs and concerns of equipment dealers in Canada and across North America. Free and fair trade is a top priority in AED's government engagement in both Ottawa and Washington, D.C.

Sunday, October 4, 2026

TOP FIVE HABITS SECRETLY WRECKING YOUR NOSE AND THROAT

New York Post

 

I’m an ENT surgeon— the top 5 habits secretly wrecking your nose and throat

By Patrice Peck

Published Sep. 19, 2026, 1:55 p.m. ET

 

Sometimes medical advice goes in one ear and out the other.

 

We chug our beloved hot morning beverage of choice, potentially putting our throats at risk for long-term tissue damage. And who among us hasn’t picked a booger, even though it can irritate the sensitive lining of the nose, trigger bleeding and introduce bacteria into the body?

 

And those are just the medical don’ts we know we’re doing.

 

As it turns out, when it comes to our nose and throats, there are plenty of other medical no-nos you might be committing without even realizing it.

 

1. Waxing or plucking nose hairs

 

If you prefer your nasal cavities bald, you might want to reconsider.

 

“Those hairs are there for a reason,” Farmer said. “They’re your first line of defense to prevent particles from going into your airways.”

 

Waxing and plucking can cause painful ingrown hairs, swelling and infections, including boils or nasal vestibulitis. The latter happens when bacteria enter the open wound left behind after a hair is pulled from the root.

 

And some blood vessels in the nose connect to veins that drain toward the brain, a serious infection in this area can, in rare cases, lead to severe complications, including cavernous sinus thrombosis.

 

Farmer recommends trimming the hairs that stick out instead, using clean, rounded-tip scissors or an electric nose trimmer.

 

2. Using an inhaler without rinsing afterward

 

Pulmonary inhalers help people with chronic respiratory conditions literally breathe easier, but Farmer advised against using a steroid-containing pulmonary inhaler, like Advair, without rinsing your mouth afterward.

 

A quick swish and spit of water can help prevent a yeast infection, which can develop when leftover steroid medication lingers in the mouth and throat, she explained. Rinsing can also wash residue that may contribute to a hoarse voice, sore throat or cough.

 

A rinse generally isn’t needed after using a rescue inhaler, like albuterol, unless it’s part of a steroid-containing combination.

 

3. Popping a pimple in the triangle zone

 

Kenny Loggins was right: The danger zone is real — and it’s much closer than you think.

 

The triangular area running from the corners of your mouth up to the bridge of your nose contains blood vessels connected to the cavernous sinus, a major venous space inside your skull near the brain.

 

Some of these veins lack valves, the tiny flaps that normally help stop the blood from flowing backwards.

 

So popping a pimple or picking a sore in this area — or plucking or waxing nose hairs — can introduce bacteria into the bloodstream and, in rare cases, lead to serious infections.

 

Potential complications include cavernous sinus thrombosis, a dangerous and rare blood clot in the brain’s venous space, as well as meningitis, brain abscesses and vision loss.

 

4. Snorting drugs

 

Doing recreational drugs is pretty much a universal health care don’t. But sometimes knowing the why behind the don’t is a much more helpful deterrent.

 

Farmer warned that repeatedly snorting drugs such as cocaine can lead to a perforated septum, a hole in the tissue separating the two sides of the nose.

 

Chronic cocaine use can also severely damage the mucosa, a tissue lining the nasal passages, potentially causing the nose to collapse.

 

5. Cleaning a grill with a metal brush

 

BBQ grills can get pretty gnarly — but metal grill brushes can be a major safety hazard because the metal bristles can break off. They can then transfer to the foods being cooked.

 

“Then when you swallow the foods, you can accidentally get those fibers lodged in your throat,” she said. “How do I know? Because I’ve had to remove them in the operating room.”

 

According to a 2026 study, an estimated 5,470 people visited US emergency departments between 2002 and 2003 after swallowing or inhaling stray metal bristles from BBQ brushes.

 

Thankfully, alternatives like plant-fiber brushes, pumice stones, nylon-grit pads and wooden scrapers exist.

SALES OF PICKLE SNACKS HIT RECORD HIGH, WITH GEN Z CUSTOMERS LEADING CHARGE

New York Post

 

Sales of pickle snacks hit a record high, with Gen Z customers leading charge

By Allison Lax

Published Sep. 21, 2026, 1:19 p.m. ET

 

They’re kind of a big dill.

 

Pickle-inspired snacks and products have become all the rage, with the novelty treats growing 30% in sales over the past year, as reported by the Wall Street Journal through its acquisition of Circana Data market research.

 

From pickle-flavored cotton candy to Devil Dave’s “Pickle Crack” — a craft dill pickle hot sauce the brand claims is the perfect addition to homemade Bloody Marys — countless brands are cashing in on the tart trend, with the overall snack category growing 3.8%.

 

Pickle-flavored trail mix has been an unexpected snack standout, growing in popularity by 10%, as opposed to 4% for the general category.

 

Hygiene brand Fresh Pig has even put out a pickle-flavored toothpaste, which the cheeky brand touts as “a fresh new way to enjoy the pickle flavor you love so much.”

 

The growth comes on the briny back of munchies that came before, such as Daily Crunch’s Dill Pickle Sprouted Almonds — a snack Whole Foods began selling in 2024, which saw a whopping 812 % growth in a year and a half.

 

PepsiCo’s Flamin’ Hot Dill Pickle Cheetos, which were initially released in 2025, were made a permanent staple this year after they became the fastest-selling limited-edition flavor ever for the brand.

 

NYC’s novelty dining scene has also cashed in on the food fun.

 

Pickle fans can try Jacob’s Pickles, a restaurant with locations throughout the city that serves “pickle flights,” where diners can try variations like hot sour cukes and candy red beets, and even head to Maison Pickle on the Upper West Side to finish their meal with a slice of 24-layer pickle cake (or take a full one home for $165).

 

For those wondering who on earth is buying the briny treats, the answer appears to be Gen Z.

 

Last year, Hormel Foods (of Spam and Skippy peanut butter fame) pointed to Gen Z as its inspiration for three new products — dill pickle corn nuts, dill pickle cashews and dill pickle-flavored Hormel pepperoni — and cited young people as “a fun generation when it comes to food.”

 

And leave it to Gen Z to post videos of themselves going berserk for gherkins and flavored snacks online.

 

“Try a bunch of pickle flavored things [with] me,” a TikTok user under the name @margie posted this past April. In the clip, she tried a variety of pickle-flavored treats like flavored freezer pops and jelly beans, which racked up 129K likes.

 

“Trying pickle flavored snacks from Five Below,” said user Sophia Koko in a similar vid trying picks from the discount chain.

 

“Bro I love pickles, I need it,” one user commented on @seananthony’s recent TikTok trying E.L.F. Cosmetics’ $9 pickle-flavored limited-edition balms.

 

“Who’s buying this?” asked another incredulous commenter with a laughing emoji.