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The frequently zany scribblings of a well-rounded man with passionate opinions. Hey, it's better than "Something I put up because I needed to rant before my head exploded."
Thursday, April 16, 2026
NO MADOC'S OPEN MIC THIS FRIDAY APRIL 17
Tuesday, April 14, 2026
HUMOR IN UNIFORM
By Readers Digest Association. New York: Readers Digest Publishing Association, 2008.
A great piecemeal book.
This is a compilation of submissions to the American edition of Readers Digest's "Humor in Uniform" feature, supplemented by cartoons and a few bits and pieces supplied by the magazine itself.
Though the anecdotes can get repetitive as far as the basic mode of humour, this is still a very good book for picking up and putting down, reading a few selections at a time and thereby getting some chuckles.
Purchase it here.
LAMENTATIONS OF THE FATHER
By Ian Frazier. New York: Picador, 2008.
An immensely humourous collection from a brilliant mind.
This book consists of a series of essays as well as other different forms of writing, from diary entries to recipes to court documents, touching on a variety of subjects with satirical mirth. Moreover, from slice of life newspaper column pieces to material about politics and history, the variety of types of humour contained herein is remarkable and much appreciated.
As with any tome like it, not everything in "Lamentations of the Father" is funny. Additionally, the more politically-oriented pieces, written in the George W. Bush era, are obviously dated. Neither of these two things, however, should inhibit someone reading this tome that will delight in many ways.
Purchase it here.
NATURE NOTES: SPRING IS HERE
My friend in Peterborough thinks he heard an oriole today.
The spring peepers are back and they sound plentiful.
Heard a loon late Sunday night. Never heard one in April before.
Heard a pack of coyotes when I was out in the backyard a few minutes ago.
Been hearing a lot more birds, including a woodpecker last week.
Monday, April 13, 2026
PAUL EHRLICH IS DEAD; REGRETABLY, HIS LEGACY ISN'T
Washington Examiner
Paul Ehrlich is dead. Regrettably, his legacy isn’t
By David Harsanyi
March 17, 2026 2:00 pm
Anti-humanist crank, false prophet, eugenicist, and authoritarian Paul Ehrlich died last week at 93. Considering the celebrity biologist’s view of humans as parasites, it seems unlikely he’d want us to mourn.
Ehrlich is survived by the destructive, apocalyptic environmentalism he helped popularize. His progeny include, but certainly isn’t limited to, the likes of former Vice President Al Gore, who called The Population Bomb a “seminal” work and Ehrlich a “visionary” and “pioneer,” Bill Nye, Greta Thunberg, Michael Mann, and millions of other scaremongering Malthusians and little Ehrlichs prodding us to eat plant-based burgers, warning us against having children, gluing themselves to great works of art, demanding we abandon cheap energy, and trying to compel us to surrender the basic conveniences and necessities of modernity.
“The battle to feed all of humanity is over,” is the opening line of 1968’s The Population Bomb. The book only gets worse from there. The oceans, he prophesied, would be without life by 1979 and the U.S. population would crater to 23 million by the year 1999 due to pesticides and hunger. “The death rate will increase until at least 100-200 million people per year will be starving to death during the next ten years,” he said in 1970. “While you are reading these words,” the cover of the mass paperback version of the book warned, “three children are dying of starvation — and 24 more babies are being born.”
The New York Times notes that Ehrlich was godfather for the modern “environmental movement,” though it admits he “faced criticism when his predictions proved premature.” Insisting that Ehrlich’s prophecies were “premature,” that he merely got the timing wrong, speaks to the Left’s inability to grasp the power of capitalistic adaptability, modernity, and technology.
And, anyway, his predictions weren’t “wrong,” they were the antithesis of reality.
In 1970, around 37% of the global population suffered from hunger. As of 2024, around 8% did. The world uses nearly 70% less land to produce the same number of crops it did 55 years ago. This revolution in efficiency was driven by the Green Revolution, a movement that began in the early 1960s and was ignored by Ehrlich. In 1970, around 60% of the world’s population lived in extreme poverty. Today, around 8% does.
Ehrlich was unrepentant when it was obvious he was wrong. Looking back at his earlier work in 2009, the Malthusian regretted that “perhaps the most serious flaw” in The Population Bomb was that it was “much too optimistic.” In 2014, the year Uber Eats was launched, Ehrlich warned we’d “soon be asking: Is it perfectly OK to eat the bodies of your dead because we’re all so hungry?”
There were those who had Ehrlich’s number early on. One of them was the late, great Julian Simon, who argued that human innovation would outpace scarcity and made a wager with Ehrlich in 1980. Simon let the biologist pick any five natural resources he believed would experience shortages due to human consumption over the next decade. Ehrlich lost the bet on all counts, as the composite price index for those commodities, copper, nickel, tin, and so on, fell by more than 40%, despite there being 800 million new people on Earth during the span of the bet.
If the bet was still active, Simon would still win.
It should not be overlooked that Ehrlich was also a raving authoritarian. A fan of the Chinese communist one-child policy, the biologist often floated the idea of mass sterilization campaigns, enforced through pills or public drinking water. Ehrlich thought the state tying aid to infertility was “coercion in a good cause.” The Federal Communications Commission, he argued, “should see to it that large families are always treated in a negative light on television.” And if people didn’t listen, the government should “throw you in jail if you have too many” children.
In his 1977 book, Ecoscience: Population, Resources, Environment, another compendium of unhinged predictions, which he co-authored with his wife, Anne Ehrlich, and future Obama administration “science czar” John Holdren, proposed “population-control laws, even including laws requiring compulsory abortion.” The trio argued that such requirements could be “sustained under the existing Constitution.”
Today, we tend to forget that the popularization of abortion as a leftist rite was also tied to false fears over overpopulation. “Frankly,” noted Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg in 2009, speaking of the early 1970s, “I had thought that at the time Roe was decided, there was concern about population growth and particularly growth in populations that we don’t want to have too many of.”
Which types of people did we not want to have “too many of” is unclear.
The notion of “overpopulation” is still ingrained in our culture, regularly cited by academics and journalists, who quite often live in the densest, yet somehow also the wealthiest, places on earth, as one of the world’s most pressing problems.
Ehrlich would never be held accountable for his “premature” forecasts. The media never stopped showering him with attention and respect. In the 1970s, Ehrlich was a guest on The Tonight Show, which drew 10 million viewers every night, over two dozen times, not to mention a slew of other popular programs. But even in 2023, after six decades of being unwaveringly wrong about everything, 60 Minutes featured Ehrlich as an unblemished expert on the environment, warning that the planet was headed for a sixth extinction.
“At the age of 90,” Scott Pelley told the audience, “biologist Paul Ehrlich may have lived long enough to see some of his dire prophecies come true.”
The 60 Minutes anchor does not inform us which of these predictions came to fruition. Ehrlich was 0-for-30 in extinction predictions in his 60 years as a public intellectual. Indeed, Ehrlich’s biggest mistake was living long enough to be proven wrong dozens of times. Born in 1932, when an average man could expect to live to 61, Dr. Doom died at 93.
His legacy, regrettably, will live on for years.
SNORING LINKED TO HALF OF DIVORCES
Daily Mail
Revealed: The nighttime habit linked to half of divorces...
By MARC WALKER and DAVID OLASEINDE
Published: 21:08 EDT, 15 March 2026 | Updated: 23:26 EDT, 15 March 2026
Often thought of as merely a source of gentle ribbing and marital tiffs, snoring is actually a factor in nearly half of divorces.
Some 47 per cent of divorcees said their partner's night-time snorting contributed to their break-up, as did conditions such as sleep apnoea, which stops sufferers breathing temporarily.
In a poll of 2,000 recently divorced Britons, three-quarters who were affected by snoring or sleep disorders slept in another room, and 85 per cent of those said it 'directly contributed' to their divorce.
Half said it was a 'deal-breaker' with new lovers.
Dr Sonia Szamocki, of the healthcare firms 32Co and Aerox Health, which conducted the poll, said snoring was no joking matter, but was 'undermining the very fabric of relationships'.
For many couples, the move to the spare room marks the beginning of a profound emotional disconnect that persists long after the sun comes up.
Experts note that the impact of snoring extends far beyond simple exhaustion.
When partners are forced into separate bedrooms, they lose the critical 'pillow talk' and spontaneous physical closeness that anchor a relationship.
Dr Szamocki emphasised that the tragedy lies in how treatable these issues are.
Her work focuses on treating the snoring or apnea (the 'quest for a quiet night's rest') before the relationship damage becomes permanent.
She has observed how thousands of couples are ending their relationships due to physiological problems that are often treatable with proper medical care.
The doctor has also observed that by the time couples reach the point of divorce, the emotional distance between them has often become impossible to bridge, even though the original problem was simply a basic need for undisturbed sleep.