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CONCERNED CITIZENS LAUNCH GOFUNDME TO PURCHASE SYDNEY SWEENEY SOME CLOTHES

Babylon Bee

 

Concerned Citizens Launch GoFundMe To Help Sydney Sweeney Buy Some Clothes

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Sep 19, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

 

U.S. — Concerned Americans have started a GoFundMe to purchase some clothing for the obviously destitute Sydney Sweeney.

 

With news circulating that the impoverished Sweeney apparently cannot afford even the smallest article of clothing, compassionate citizens have jumped in.

 

"Poor girl. She's got nothing, and no one is stepping up to help," said local woman Alisa Rhine. "It's been months now, and she still hasn't been able to acquire any clothes. How are we letting this happen in the year 2026? We've got to help this clearly indigent young lady get her dignity back. It's exactly what we as Christians are called to do: clothe the naked."

 

The GoFundMe, titled "Buy Some Clothes For Sydney Sweeney," quickly attracted donations from sympathetic Americans who said they could no longer stand by and watch the actress endure another red carpet appearance with only six square inches of fabric to her name.

 

"I saw a recent picture of her and just broke down crying," said donor Patricia Wilson. "You see poverty on television, but you never think it could get this bad right here in America. If we can just get her a couple of sweaters and a pair of pants, it could make a world of difference."

 

At publishing time, more GoFundMe campaigns had popped up for ladies walking around the grocery store in a sports bra.

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Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_: There was a funny gag in one Simpsons where a narrator was saying every thing Homer was doing (“Homer microwaves a burrito while driving his car”) and it ends up I somehow had on the audio for the visually impaired. 

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AED'S MCGUIRE ENCOURAGES PREMIERS TO PRESS FOR RETURN TO CANADA-U.S. TRADE NEGOTIATIONS

Associated Equipment Distributors (AED) delivered letters to every Canadian premier as an impasse in trade negotiations between Canada and the United States puts the bilateral trade relationship at risk.
In the letter, AED’s President & CEO Brian P. McGuire reminded Canadian premiers about the integrated nature of the supply chains that are critical to the North American equipment industry and the potential damage to provincial economies if Canada-U.S. trade remains unstable. The letter encourages the provincial governments to work with the federal government and demands all sides return to the negotiating table.


“It is critical to Canada’s national infrastructure and agricultural production that negotiations continue. Our association will actively work to ensure that leaders in both countries understand the importance of reaching a fair agreement through positive and respectful dialogue,” McGuire wrote.


Please click here to view the full letter to the Canadian Premiers.


AED remains sharply focused on advocating for the needs and concerns of equipment dealers in Canada and across North America. Free and fair trade is a top priority in AED's government engagement in both Ottawa and Washington, D.C.