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Alex Horton Blog: whatever comes to my mind
The frequently zany scribblings of a well-rounded man with passionate opinions. Hey, it's better than "Something I put up because I needed to rant before my head exploded."
Wednesday, August 19, 2026
OPEN MIC AT GOLD RUSH BREWERY IN MADOC THIS SATURDAY AUGUST 22
Tuesday, August 18, 2026
FOOTAGE OF FORGOTTEN WATER PARK PERFECTLY CAPTURES UNABASHED CALIFORNIA CULTURE THAT IS LONG GONE
New York Post
Forgotten waterpark footage perfectly captures ‘unabashed California culture that is long gone’
By Aurielle Weiss
Published Aug. 17, 2026, 2:32 p.m. ET
Say hello to cowabunga culture.
Nearly 65 years ago, America’s first water park was created and home to over 250 acres deep in the Mojave desert. Right off I-15, its remote location proved to be a spot where kids across California drove hundreds of miles for a chance to drift down one of 10 waterslides.
The Lake Dolores Waterpark was recently brought back to life after an X post shared footage of the now-long gone swimming spot.
The poster — Brian Roemmele — dropped the video and commented, “It was another time and it was another place. Unabashed California culture that is long gone.” The video was from an old news program showing the place in all its glory.
The footage features tons of swimmers on zip lines, hurling themselves on the slides and lying around the lake. The video shows an interview of the then-owner walking the team around the park — which he ran with his entire family.
Fans from all over raced to try eight of the identical 150-foot slides from the man–made hill or conquer the two V–shaped waterslides — also about 150 feet — where thrill seekers would ride the slide standing up.
The waterpark was built by Bob Byers — a local in Newberry Springs and named after his wife. The man-made playground used underground springs fed by the Mojave Aquifer, pumping water to fill the lake and its attractions.
The park also featured a zip–cord ride, where folks hung from a hand–held device attached to a guide wire — getting flung from the cord at approximately 200 feet above the water on a 30–degree downward angle.
Parkgoers could lie in the lazy river, drive around in bumper boats or even catch a race around the Go-Kart track.
For the less adventurous, there were also diving boards and a lake to swim in and watch the daredevils.
Even the news anchor got in on the fun as the clip shows him trying to master the stand up slide and hanging on for dear life when using the zip line.
Users flocked to the post and shared in on the nostalgia from years ago.
“We need [to] bring back this type of California energy,” one wrote.
Another said, “Holy smokes I remember this place!! My teenage years were spent in Barstow.”
Folks who drive by the famed spot where kids once splashed and screamed will now see an abandoned site. The California park was deserted back in 2004 after three failed attempts to revive it.
According to Realtor.com, the sunken swimming attraction is covered in graffiti and dirt where overgrown trees rule the barren stretches of land. Folks can see a slew of barbed wire and chain link fence protecting the area as it’s in desperate need of repair.
The park had tons of legal and other financial troubles which ultimately led to its closing back in 1980s. Lake Dolores rebranded almost 20 years later, and reopened in 1998 under the new name “Rock-a-Hoola.”
Shortly after opening, an employee was paralyzed after an accident resulted in a $4.4 million judgment against the park, forcing the investors into bankruptcy, according to Jam Press. But the park was resilient, in 2002, it was again trying its luck with a new name — Discovery Waterpark.
The move was short-lived as it was only around for two years after closing for a third time in 2004. Reports show that slides were sold off to other major parks and the once-climbed structures were left to rubble.
Realtor reports revealed it was last listed in 2023, at a whopping $11 million and was later removed just almost 180 days after.
SECOND THOUGHTS FROM AN EX-FEMINIST
Women can destroy any society to which they belong simply by refusing to be wives and mothers. Feminism brings such a refusal about by directly undermining women’s ability to love. No less than other hostile forces discussed on this website, it is a deadly threat to European Civilization.
Monday, August 17, 2026
COSTCO BRINGS BACK CULT-FAVOURITE SWEET TREAT DISCONTINUED IN 2024
New York Post
Costco brings back cult-favorite sweet treat discontinued in 2024, exciting shoppers
By Daniel Cody
Published Aug. 15, 2026, 9:57 p.m. ET
Costco is bringing back a cult-favorite sweet treat previously discontinued by its store-exclusive Kirkland brand — exciting bargain-loving frequent shoppers.
Kirkland’s Signature Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips are back on Costco shelves for the first time since 2024, when skyrocketing cocoa prices made it difficult for the company to make a significant profit on the product.
Discount-seeking Reddit users were in disbelief, with one commenter posting: “Don’t even mess with me… my store hasn’t had these in over a year” on r/Costco on August 4.
“I like those so much better than Nestle,” wrote another commenter, adding “If they are coming back that would be great!!!”
The return is particularly cost-saving because alternatives are significantly more expensive — baking enthusiasts complain about Ghirardelli and Guittard chocolate chips for this reason.
“I prefer Ghirardelli but the price kills me,” wrote one commenter on a r/Baking thread about the Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips.
“I first bought some for $1 on an after-Christmas markdown at Kroger right before the pandemic. I will never forget that deal for a 10 oz bag.”
Shoppers on Reddit report that the Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips have returned to stores in Texas, Connecticut, Oregon, Washington and Virginia.
There is no publicly available timeframe as to when the chips will return to all stores nationwide.
The cocoa crisis is to blame for the fan-favorite ingredient’s two year absence.
In 2024, the cocoa market faced a severe crisis driven by a historic supply deficit, according to the Wall Street Journal.
Global inventories had dwindled to their lowest levels in over 30 years following poor harvests, pushing prices to the record-breaking highs.
While there were initial signs of recovery — with a 33% increase in bean arrivals at Ivory Coast ports, where a huge chunk of the world’s cocoa trading happens — the situation remained precarious.
US cocoa futures jumped from a multi-year baseline of roughly $2,500–$3,000 per metric ton to a peak between $11,500 and $12,000 per metric ton by mid-to-late 2024, according to historical market data from Intercontinental Exchange Futures US.
Costco did not immediately respond to The Post’s request for comment.
BRITAIN'S FIRST DEAF-BLIND DOCTOR
Daily Mail
I'm Britain's first deafblind doctor... here's why my disabilities have made me better with patients
By OLIVIA ALLHUSEN, FOREIGN NEWS REPORTER
Published: 14:18 EDT, 16 August 2026 | Updated: 16:52 EDT, 16 August 2026
Britain's first deafblind doctor has revealed how the disabilities she was told would stop her becoming a medic have instead made her a better one.
Dr Alexandra Adams, 32, says her heightened sense of touch has helped her find veins after other medics had failed.
She also uses a Bluetooth stethoscope linked to her hearing aids, which has even enabled her to pick up a subtle heart murmur missed during a consultant ward round.
But she believes her greatest strength comes from years spent as a patient herself.
The newly qualified doctor said that experience helped her realise an elderly woman thought to be refusing treatment simply could not hear because her hearing aids had been left in a cupboard.
After fixing the hearing aids and putting them back in, the woman was able to hold a normal conversation with medics and discuss her wishes for the end of her life.
'She wasn't not being cooperative. It was because nobody had thought, "Oh, maybe this patient's just deaf",' she said.
'If anything, because I have a lot more insight over eyesight. I use my empathy as a tool to help make patients feel more comfortable.'
Dr Adams said her own experiences in hospital had fundamentally changed the kind of doctor she wanted to become.
'What I do know is that it absolutely sucks to be stuck in a bed have all your independence and your dignity taken away from you.
'I understand all the holistic stuff and the psychosocial elements of being a patient. So I try wherever I can to really take that into consideration when I'm working with patients.'
Dr Adams, who last month began work in Dorset, was born deafblind and has just under five per cent central vision in her left eye alongside severe to profound hearing loss.
She said her sight loss has sharpened her sense of touch, helping her perform procedures that rely more on feel than sight.
'As someone with sight loss, my sense of touch and feel is naturally heightened,' she said.
'I've had a number of occasions where multiple people have attempted to get a cannula into a really unwell patient who's obviously really swollen and difficult to cannulate.'
Dr Adams said her Bluetooth stethoscope connects wirelessly to her hearing aids, allowing her to adjust the volume, replay recordings and display a visual representation of heart sounds on her phone.
She said it had even helped her identify 'a really subtle and faint murmur that the consultant ward round hasn't picked up".
Before pursuing medicine, Dr Adams was a promising para-swimmer who trained with the Great Britain swimming team towards the London 2012 Paralympics.
But her sporting ambitions were cut short after complications from what should have been routine stomach surgery left her in hospital for more than a year when she was 16.
As she recovered, one doctor's compassion transformed the course of her life.
'She asked me probably the three most important words anybody wants to ever hear. And they were, "Are you okay?"'
The doctor then lifted her top, showed Dr Adams a scar across her abdomen and said: 'I know how you feel.'
'Perhaps empathy was going to be my superpower and my tool to be able to help other people in the future,' she said.
Her resilience was tested again during the Covid pandemic when she spent 17 months in hospital suffering multiple pulmonary embolisms, aspiration pneumonia and sepsis.
She described the ordeal as 'horrific' and said: 'The trauma from that is something that will probably stay with me for the rest of my life.'
Despite the setbacks, she never abandoned her ambition of becoming a doctor.
'I don't think I've ever lost hope because I've always been. I've been very lucky to always have self-belief,' she said.
Her journey to becoming Britain's first deafblind doctor was not without prejudice.
On her first clinical placement, she said a consultant approached her and, before introducing himself, asked: 'Imagine you're a patient. Would you want a disabled doctor treating you? Absolutely not.'
She said she was then sent home.
'At the end of the day, it wasn't my disabilities that were the obstacle. It was the perception of other people,' she said.
Now beginning her NHS career, Dr Adams hopes her story will encourage others to challenge assumptions about disability.
'I really do hope that my story will change attitudes open minds a little bit encourage people to be a little bit more innovative and stand up for themselves,' she said.
Although she has now achieved her lifelong ambition, she admits it still feels surreal.
'As a writer, I have no words,' she said. 'I'm proud of myself.'
IS WHAT WE HAVE NOW WHAT THEY WROTE THEN?
Though I am still a King James main guy, this talk is a great defense against the accusation that a giant game of telephone has happened with God's Word.
MOTHER AND BOYFRIEND CHARGED WITH SEXUAL ABUSE AFTER NIGHTMARISH VIDEOS DISCOVERED ON CHILD'S TABLET
Daily Mail
Shellshocked–looking mother waddles into court alongside boyfriend after nightmarish videos were discovered on child's tablet computer
GRAPHIC CONTENT WARNING
By WILKO MARTÍNEZ-CACHERO, US REPORTER
Published: 10:21 EDT, 12 August 2026 | Updated: 17:58 EDT, 12 August 2026
A shell-shocked Alabama mother shuffled out of court with her boyfriend after a terrifying discovery on a child's tablet led to both of them being charged with severe sexual abuse.
Chelsea Marie Elmore, 30, and Antony Eugene Ebey, also 30, appeared Tuesday at the Madison County Courthouse in Huntsville for a bond hearing in connection with the charges, according to WHNT.
Elmore, dressed in a full orange jumpsuit and with her hands cuffed in front of her, was captured awkwardly ambling out of the legal proceedings, with Ebey following closely behind.
An investigator for the Madison County Sheriff's Department, Chris Hilliard, testified Tuesday that law enforcement had first received a report of child sexual abuse from a family member of the couple.
Hillard testified that the family member said they had found an explicit video on a youngster's tablet, according to the outlet.
After that, the sheriff's department began investigating and allegedly found video evidence showing Elmore and Ebey committing offenses against family members.
At least 12 videos of the alleged abuse were found by authorities, Hillard testified.
Hilliard also told the courtroom that Elmore and Ebey had a child together, and that both of them admitted to having sexual encounters with children when interviewed by police.
Hillard told the courtroom that Elmore filmed the alleged abuse and then sent the videos to Ebey, according to WAFF.
An investigation conducted by law enforcement determined that some of the alleged abuse was filmed at Elmore's home, according to Hillard.
However, other cases of the alleged abuse happened at a hotel in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, roughly 35 miles southeast of Knoxville.
Footage depicting the alleged abuse was obtained by detectives after the Madison County Sheriff's Office executed a search warrant, according to the outlet.
The couple was questioned by the Criminal Investigations Division and arrested on Friday.
Elmore was charged with first-degree sodomy of a victim less than 12 years old, first-degree sexual abuse, possession of child pornography, dissemination of child pornography and production of child pornography with minors.
She was hit with four new sodomy charges and three new rape charges by the Madison County District Attorney's Office during Tuesday's preliminary hearing.
Meanwhile, Ebey was charged with first-degree sodomy of a victim less than 12 years old and first-degree sexual abuse.
'When a child is the victim, we take it personally,' Madison County Sheriff Kevin Turner said.
'There is absolutely no place in our community for anyone who sexually abuses or exploits a child.'
The couple has remained in custody at the Madison County Jail without bond since their arrest.
Elmore's attorney, Shay Golden, acknowledged the severity of the charges against the couple.
'We have allegations that are basically going to, potentially going to destroy an entire family,' Golden told WHNT.
But he insisted that the nature of the accusations '[did] not affect our right to a bond.'
'This is a bailable offense,' Golden told the outlet. 'So we're simply asking that a reasonable bond be put in place.'
He added that Elmore lacked the financial means to 'abscond or escape from jurisdiction' and that she would need help in her defense against the allegations.
A public social media profile said that Elmore was from Huntsville but lived in Meridianville.
Photos going back to 2022 showed a smiling Elmore posing with several children, as well as her boyfriend.
Her profile noted that she had been in a relationship since September 2023 with an 'AJ Ebey.'
However, it appeared as though Ebey's profile had since been deleted.
The Daily Mail has reached out to the Madison County District Attorney's Office, Elmore's attorney, Shay Golden, and the Madison County Sheriff's Office for further comment.
It was not immediately clear if Ebey had obtained representation.