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'Gunperson' And 7 Other More Inclusive Terms To Use For Non-Binary Criminals
Crime
Feb 12, 2026 · BabylonBee.com
When reporting on crime, it's of paramount importance that journalists adhere to a strict code of ethics, which involves using AP-approved inclusionary terms to identify assailants of indeterminate gender. For example, if a person shoots and kills someone, and you can't readily discern their gender, try identifying them as the most inclusive "gunperson."
Here are some more inclusive terms to use when describing non-binary criminals:
Don't Say: Hitman
Say: Hit-They
Designating contract killers as being of a specific gender would be more violent than any murder.
Don't Say: Thief
Say: Non-Owning Individual
"Thief" is an ugly word that provides little to no inclusion or consideration for the feelings or financial condition of the perpetrator.
Don't Say: Sex Worker
Say: Gender Worker
"Sex worker" is passé. It may have been an upgrade from "prostitute," but everyone now knows that "sex" and "gender" are not interchangeable terms. Use the right one.
Don't Say: Kidnapper
Say: Themnapper
When you're unsure of both the suspect's and the victim's gender or age, it's best to use the most inclusive pronoun available.
Don't Say: Rapist
Say: Non-Cis-Sexual-Assaulter
It's important to distinguish rapists who operate outside of the typical societal boundaries of heteronormativity.
Don't Say: Carjacker
Say: Carjacker/jiller
The presence of the term "jack" could confuse hearers into the misconception that only cis-males can steal vehicles at gunpoint. It's time to expand people's minds.
Don't Say: Criminal
Say: Non-Conforming Law-Disregarder
While some people fit the traditional mold of obeying laws, science tells us that is not the case 100% of the time. Those who are more law-fluid must be included.
Any aspiring journalists out there should begin using the terms listed above immediately. What are some other inclusive terms for criminals? Post your suggestions in the comments below.
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