Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common? A: The taste!
Q: What is the difference between a Canadian and a canoe? A: A canoe tips.
Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two Canadians were fighting over a penny.
Q: Why don't Canadian women wear sleeveless dresses? A: They aren't allowed to bare arms
Q: How do you know Adam was a Canadian? A: Who else could stand beside a naked woman and be tempted by a fruit?
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