EVOLUTION

A long time ago there was nothing. Then, nothing exploded, even though for an explosion you need oxygen, an excelerant and a spark. Dust spun off from this explosion and created the stars and planets.

On Earth, it rained for millions of years, though rain retains heat so you'd think that would cook the Earth.

Then the Earth cooled and somehow one-celled organisms appeared. One day, two one-celled organisms decided to join together to create a multi-celled organism. Another day, a one-celled organism decided to stick part of themself into another one-celled organism which is supposed to signify the first instance of sexual reproduction, though I guess to really be sure of that you would have had to live in the culture of the time.

Eventually, somehow, these new tiny multi-celled organisms formed into what we call today fish. One day, one of these fish decided to climb out of the water and explore the land, though why it didn't immediately die since it wasn't equipped to breath on land I don't know.

Eventually, more animals came out of the water and started living on land. Reptiles evolved into birds. However, you would think at one point there would be a half-reptile, half-bird "missing link." Presumably, this missing link would have a half leg, half wing. Therefore, it could neither fly nor walk. Thus, how did it find food? How did it find a mate?

Why aren't there fossils of all kinds of missing links found today? Why aren't there all these skeletons of animals at various stages of development from one speces to another?

Eventually, monkeys evolved into apes and then man. The first humans were cave-dwellers. Reportedly, these cave people were far less intelligent than man today. Thus, how did they survive to eventually create us?

"This plant look good. I eat. Yum
(Dies because plant is poisonous. Other cave man sees this. However, is not smart enough to realize poisonous plant will have same effect on him. Eventually, all cave men eat poisonous plants and die.)