MY BRIEF ROMANCE

Monday, I got the following message in my inbox.

Helloiiii
My name is jane, i saw your profile today and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email
address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.Here is my email address(fugarjane34@yahoo.co.uk) believe we can move from here!I am waiting
for your mail to my email address above.(Remeber the distance, colour or language does not matter but love matters alot in life.(fugarjane34@yahoo.co.uk)

I was aware it could be a scam. In any case, I wasn’t interested in a romantic relationship with her, so I decided to string her along. If it was legit, I would hopefully get a good friend out of the deal. If it was a scam, I would know soon enough.

Hello My Dear,
I am more than happy of your reply to my mail. How is your day today, My name is Ms Jane Fugar, single and never been married, i am from Rwanda, 24 yrs,
5.8 in height, at earlier i was residing in Darfur's Refugee camp in Senegal on January 2006, at a time, there is a division and dispatch of some of the
refugees due to the over population of the people in Senegal, i was taken to Senegal West African on 10Th August 2007 where I'm presently residing in N'dioum
refugee camp here in Senegal where i am seeking political asylum due to the civil war in my country. I am in suffering and pains here in this camp and
i really need to have a man by my side to encourage me and give me good advice in life and help me to come out from this situation.
My late father Dr Fugar Williams was the Managing director of ( FUGAR COMPANY LTD ) in the federal capital of Rwanda (KIGALI) the economy capital of
my Country, and he was also the personal adviser to the former head of state, before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother
and father in a cold blood. It is only me that is alive now and i managed to serve my life here in Senegal where i am living now as a refugee. This Refugee
Camp is headed by a Reverend Father, i used his office computer to send you this email and i only enter his office when he is less busy or when i am appointed
to clean his office in his office.
I would like to know more about you, your likes and dislikes, your hobbies and what you are doing presently. i like to meet understanding, loyal, sincere,
truthful, kindly and friendly and more to that, a man of vision and truth. I will tell you more about myself in my next mail. Attached here is my picture,
Hoping to hear from you soonest. accept my regard.
Miss Jane

I wrote her about my likes and hobbies: reading, listening to the radio especially shortwave, etc. I told her what I did for a living (but I didn’t get into specifics.)

Hello Darling,
How are you today, l hope you are fine. My day is very boring over here in Dakar Senegal. ln this camp we find it hard to go out because we are not allowed
to do so, its just like one staying in the prison and l hope by God's grace l will come out here soon. I don't have any relatives now that i can go to,
all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person i have now is Rev. Martin Godwill who is the Reverend pastor of the ( Assemble Du Glory
Mission ) here in the camp he has been very good to me since l came here but l am not living with him rather l am living in the women's hostel because
the camp have two hostels one for men the other for women. The Pastor's Tel number is And his e mail address is (rev.martingodwill@rocketmail.com) (+221767552221)if
you call and tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the girl's hostel. and i will come to his office to speak with you. and i will
be glad to hear your voice. As a refugee here i don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of
this country. l know many people are making false story especially those in Senegal living beside our camp but truly innocent people still exist please
i would like you to trust me and help me come out of here, I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident
that lead to my being in this situation now took place. Honey, please l would like you to know that l have my late father's statement of account and death
certificate here with me which l will like to send to you to assist me, because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading bank in
Europe which he used my name as the next of kin. The amount in question is $ 5.7( Five Million Seven Hundred Thousand US Dollars)

So l will like you to assist me transfer this money to your account and from it you will send some money for me to get my traveling documents and air ticket
to come over to meet with you.. I can't withdraw the money my self due to my refugee status here in this country which does not permit me to do, rather
the money can not be transferred in Senegal where i am in refugee camp. I want you to send me your contact information's such as

Your Names ............
Age .......................
Address ................
Telephone .............
Bank Info ................

I have got in touch with the bank and made them to know about my plans to withdraw this money, l also got them aware of the death of my father and they
have acknowledged it with all their confirmation and verifications. However, they advise me to get in touch with a very responsible person who will stand
on my behalf and my trustee as regards to this money since l am presently of refugee status over here and wouldn't be permitted to handle this amount of
money, they also let me know about the bond which they signed with my father that the money will be handled to me in bulk amount which means that l should
decide on if l should continue with the bank or not.
I just have to let you know about this so that you can assist me to be my trustee on this money. like l said, l want you to call me because l have allot
to tell you.l kept this secret to people in the camp here the only person that knows about it is the Reverend because he is like a father to me.
Darling have a nice time and think about me. my dear, l hope to hear from you soonest. l love you.
Miss Jane.

I wonder, if I were going to reply, what would I write.

Dear Bitch,
Sorry, honey. I've known of you all of four days. I am not calling all the way to Senigal to talk to some Catholic priest, nor am I giving you any of my bucking banking info.

This will teach me to trust nigresses such as yourself.

Alex

I am not actually going to reply to Jane Fugar's latest email. I of course did a Google search on her after she sent me the second email. I found out about the romance scam. I also found her profile on several social networking sites, so it seems like she's a real person pulling this instead of some annonymous organized crime syndicate located who-knows-where. Therefore, it would not be wise to contact her. She might send a herd of niggers after me.