Baha'i: Your messiah is dead.
That thing about eliminating the gap between the rich and the poor sounds communistic.
Orthodoxy: Catholicism light.
Scientology: A fiction of a religion based on a science fiction story.
Satanism: Ultimately any worship apart from that of the true God is worship of Satan.
Unification Church: Has a holy family (father, mother, son) just like Catholicism.